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Westwood bogied the 1st hole. Now tied with Lefty @ 11-under.
 
Tiger's already falling apart. Bogied 1st hole. Lucky to save par on the 2nd.
 
Couples has now birdied two of three holes and is currently @ 9-under.....two shots back.

I'm rooting for the 'old' man. ;)
 
Tiger is looking like he hasn't played for a while.
 
Did you see that piece of tree fall into Lefty's putting line? Unbeavable!
 
I notice Tiger now wears sunglasses in between shots. He never used to do this prior to his sexscapades. I suppose it's so he doesn't have to make eye contact with potential hecklers.
 
BGrantFan said:
I notice Tiger now wears sunglasses in between shots. He never used to do this prior to his sexscapades. I suppose it's so he doesn't have to make eye contact with previous sexual partners.
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Fixed.
 
It looks like Lefty McManboobs is going to win this sucker. Congrats to him.
 
BGrantFan said:
I notice Tiger now wears sunglasses in between shots. He never used to do this prior to his sexscapades. I suppose it's so he doesn't have to make eye contact with potential hecklers.
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It's because of his allergies. He has severe allergies and the announcers said that everyone had been wearing glasses all week because their is so much pollen in the air you can feel it on your hands.
 
By Lefty winning, and all things considered between he and his wife and her struggles with cancer, they're making Tiger look like the Devil himself.

ESPN is making Phil look like husband of the decade. I can't help but believe their coverage/slant of Phil is calculated. Positioning Tiger as the villain (by his own actions) and Phil as the hero going forward. Smart. But completely transparent and fucked up.
 
The Professional Fan said:
By Lefty winning, and all things considered between he and his wife and her struggles with cancer, they're making Tiger look like the Devil himself.

ESPN is making Phil look like husband of the decade. I can't help but believe their coverage/slant of Phil is calculated. Positioning Tiger as the villain (by his own actions) and Phil as the hero going forward. Smart. But completely transparent and fucked up.
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Only thing that could make this more perfect is if tomorrow 23 girls come out saying they fuck Phil on a regular basis.. Fat girls... wait no make it guys.. fat guys... fat underage guys..
 
dpc said:
Only thing that could make this more perfect is if tomorrow 23 girls come out saying they fuck Phil on a regular basis.. Fat girls... wait no make it guys.. fat guys... fat underage guys..
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12 year old fat guys. Yep. That would definitely work.
 
dpc said:
It's because of his allergies. He has severe allergies and the announcers said that everyone had been wearing glasses all week because their is so much pollen in the air you can feel it on your hands.
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Tiger never wore sunglasses prior to this week, though. Plus, he took them off while actually playing. Pollen may be the reason, or it may not be the reason. It was just a new thing I noticed from him.
 
The Professional Fan said:
By Lefty winning, and all things considered between he and his wife and her struggles with cancer, they're making Tiger look like the Devil himself.

ESPN is making Phil look like husband of the decade. I can't help but believe their coverage/slant of Phil is calculated. Positioning Tiger as the villain (by his own actions) and Phil as the hero going forward. Smart. But completely transparent and fucked up.
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There have been rumors for years that somehow the Mickelson camp got Sports Illustrated to spike a story about Phil's philandering.

SI denies they were ever considering such a story, though.
 
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