Meat Hooks, Lamp Shades and HCP.........

[THE HCP]

Just covering my bases here. I have only interacted with some of you nerds in person a couple of times. Can't remember which one of you came over and did some plumbing work in my basement ( I am still very thankful for that).... and BeerBoy came over once and took away my old HDTV when I got a new one (if he only knew how many times I tapped out his sister while watching it). But ABM is scheduled to be at my crib at 9AM tomorrow morning to acquire a couch. If you notice that the HCP hasn't posted on here by noon, please contact the police or DennyCrane. I do not, I repeat, do not want to end up Silence of the Lambs style in ABM's basement having him yell at me to rub lotion on myself! Please have me in your prayers tonight!

 

[julius]

i thought it was vanilla tortilla that was getting your couch.

 

[MickZagger]

I hope he sniffs that couch before he buys it.

 

[THE HCP]

i thought it was vanilla tortilla that was getting your couch.

He PM'd me and said he is to scared to go anywhere East of the zoo!

 

[THE HCP]

I hope he sniffs that couch before he buys it.

Well played Capt. 'Couv!

 

[BlazerWookee]

Ask him if his sister is still single...

 

[THE HCP]

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[THE HCP]

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[THE HCP]

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[MickZagger]

The HCP and ABM anthem

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[julius]

This is what HCP will be singing to anyone who visits him.

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[MickZagger]

 

[THE HCP]

I'd be in better shape if I had said yes to drugs!

 

[GoBlazersGo]

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[BLAZER PROPHET]

Yeah, ABM told me he was going to your crib. As I understand it, he's purchasing a whip and some handcuffs.

Have fun.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

just kidnap him instead, boom

 

[THE HCP]

it's dark............ I think I'm in ABM's trunk! My head hurts...... I am getting a signal on my phone.......... thank god for TapaTalk.

 

[julius]

it's dark............ I think I'm in ABM's trunk! My head hurts...... I am getting a signal on my phone.......... thank god for TapaTalk.

So, one could say there's junk in ABM's trunk.

 

[THE HCP]

Blindfolded....... smells like i'm in the woods....... hearing nothing but Michael McDonald and Boz Scaggs music!

 

[julius]

Blindfolded....... smells like i'm in the woods....... hearing nothing but Michael McDonald and Boz Scaggs music!

Sounds like a typical first date for ABM

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Blindfolded....... smells like i'm in the woods....... hearing nothing but Michael McDonald and Boz Scaggs music!

Next you'll start hearing banjo music and someone telling you to squeal like a pig.

 

[THE HCP]

Don't quite understand the rubber ball in my mouth and all the chains..... Damn, I still got 3G out here!

 

[Denny Crane]

Don't quite understand the rubber ball in my mouth and all the chains..... Damn, I still got 3G out here!

The meathooks are used in some sort of foreplay?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Don't quite understand the rubber ball in my mouth and all the chains..... Damn, I still got 3G out here!

You and ABM should sell this to the Blazers as a halftime show.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

how does his flesh taste abm? picante?

 

[THE HCP]

What!?!

 

[3RA1N1AC]

is he going to work on you with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch?!

 

[Elton]

Blindfolded....... smells like i'm in the woods....... hearing nothing but Michael McDonald and Boz Scaggs music!

'Dirty Lowdown' would be a nice accompaniment. Lather up!!

 

[maxiep]

Next you'll start hearing banjo music and someone telling you to squeal like a pig.

Does HCP have a purdy mouth?

 

[Charcoal Filtered]

Didn't ABM just go to Hawaii recently?

I had to choose between a new couch or a vacation/couch that contains HCP's ball sweat and beer farts, you can bet your ass I would be staying on the mainland.