MERRY CHRISTMAS

[MARIS61]

Merry Christmas to all you spare/broken parts who collectively form this Frankenstein of a sports fan board that pays for Denny Crane's Subterranean Estate deep below a nondescript island in Lake Michigan.

Enjoy the good times with friends and family, but don't drive if you're drunk or high and if you drive watch out for the ones who are.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

And a very Merry Christmas to you.

 

[Rastapopoulos]

Has anyone had the experience of wishing someone something like "happy holidays" only to get a frown and the response "you mean, MERRY CHRISTMAS!"?
This happened to my wife the other day. (You Portlanders are probably insulated from this kind of thing.) There's nothing that makes you merrier than forced merriment!

 

[Chris Craig]

Merry Christmas!

 

[Chris Craig]

@SlyPokerDog, bad dog...bad dog!

 

[blue32]

Saying Merry Christmas to people out in the open feels like a secret handshake almost. When someone says it back you're like "ya....right on! You in da club..." then when some dip shit comes back with "happy holidays" you know... hes some leftist cuck not wanting to "offend".


MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU GLORIOUS BASTARDS.

 

[riverman]

May you never thirst!

 

[PDXFonz]

Saying Merry Christmas to people out in the open feels like a secret handshake almost. When someone says it back you're like "ya....right on! You in da club..." then when some dip shit comes back with "happy holidays" you know... hes some leftist cuck not wanting to "offend".


MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU GLORIOUS BASTARDS.

I say happy holidays because not everyone celebrates Christmas and I want to be accurate in wishing them good tidings.

So merry Christmas and happy holidays to you all!

 

[riverman]

I say happy Chinese new year to everyone but I don't need to be a Buddhist or Taoist to say it...I celebrate any holiday that doesn't tell me to stop doing stuff

 

[BigGameDamian]

 

[rasheedfan2005]

I dont say merry christmas or happy holidays. I tell everyone to go fuck themselves because it's clearly less offensive.

 

[Chris Craig]

Saying Merry Christmas to people out in the open feels like a secret handshake almost. When someone says it back you're like "ya....right on! You in da club..." then when some dip shit comes back with "happy holidays" you know... hes some leftist cuck not wanting to "offend".


MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU GLORIOUS BASTARDS.

I'm a liberal and I say Merry fucking Christmas...if you don't celebrate it oh well

 

[KingSpeed]

 

[Hobbesarable]

Merry Christmas!

 

[Hobbesarable]

 

[MarAzul]

Merry Christmas!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Santa is a republican, if he was a liberal he would leave solar panels in the bad kids stockings.

 

[stampedehero]

Merry Christmas Everyone ..

 

[rasheedfan2005]

Santa is a republican, if he was a liberal he would leave solar panels in the bad kids stockings.

Man id love some free solar panels. Cost is the only thing holding me back tbh.

 

[e_blazer]

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2017, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere . Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

 

[riverman]

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2017, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere . Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

thank you Siri, now can can I get directions to a self help clinic?

 

[e_blazer]

Hey, if you want originality, you're in the wrong forum.

 

[riverman]

Hey, if you want originality, you're in the wrong forum.

I liked it! Well written!