Mexican vacation?

[MARIS61]

Besides the cartel be-headings and crazy murder rate, there are dogs to consider.

http://news.msn.com/world/officials...d-4-in-a-park-near-mexico-city?ocid=ansnews11

Stray dogs mauled and killed four people whose bodies were found over the past two weeks in a park on the edge of Mexico City, authorities said Monday. In one case, a teenage girl frantically called her sister with her cellphone to plead for help as the attack took place.

Neighbors of the Cerro de la Estrella, a partly wooded, hilltop park surrounded by the city's poor and populous Iztapalapa district, first found the bodies of a 26-year-old woman and a 1-year-old child in the area Dec. 29, authorities in Mexico's capital said.

The woman, Shunashi Mendoza, was missing her left arm, and prosecutors said that both she and the boy had bled to death and been partially eaten.

On Friday, visitors to the park found the bodies of a teenage couple who had also bled to death.

"Experts have established that due to the gravity of the wounds, at least 10 dogs were involved in each attack," Mexico City prosecutors said in a statement.

In the second attack, Alejandra Ruiz, 15, and her boyfriend Samuel Martinez, 16, had gone to the park Friday afternoon.

The girl called her sister, Diana Ruiz, at 7 p.m. pleading for help.

"Several dogs are attacking us, help me!" the girl screamed. Then the call was disconnected.

 

[Denny Crane]

Better stick to the Cinco De Mayo restaurant in La Pine.

 

[speeds]

"Several dogs are attacking us, help me!" the girl screamed. Then the call was disconnected.

Bullshit detector going off, here.

Can't picture someone using that word under those circumstances.

 

[Mediocre Man]

Step 1: Book an all inclusive resort

Step 2: Stay at said resort and don't leave

 

[porkchopexpress]

Step 1: Book an all inclusive resort

Step 2: Stay at said resort and don't leave

Sounds like a horribly boring time.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Sounds like a horribly boring time.

+1.

{Poasted via palm pilot}

 

[Mediocre Man]

Sounds like a horribly boring time.

Apparently you have never been on an all inclusive vacation. Or at least not a good one

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

#crackaazzvacations

 

[porkchopexpress]

Apparently you have never been on an all inclusive vacation. Or at least not a good one

Why would I fly down to Mexico just to eat and drink at a resort full of Americans? It's the same reason I'd go crazy on a cruise.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Why would I fly down to Mexico just to eat and drink at a resort full of Americans? It's the same reason I'd go crazy on a cruise.

HEY YOU CAN EAT ALL THE AUTHENTIC NACHOS YOUR HEART DESIRES. AND MARGARITAS. TOTALLY AUTHENTIC!

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

all inclusive vacations are where gringos go to have brown people serve them. they get off on it. :MARIS61:

 

[BlazerWookee]

Bullshit detector going off, here.

Can't picture someone using that word under those circumstances.

My guess it's poorly translated...

 

[Jayps15]

Bullshit detector going off, here.

Can't picture someone using that word under those circumstances.

She probably wasn't speaking english, poor translation/lost in translation is entirely possible.

 

[speeds]

Fair enough.

 

[Charcoal Filtered]

Why would I fly down to Mexico just to eat and drink at a resort full of Americans? It's the same reason I'd go crazy on a cruise.

After getting hassled non-stop on the beach in Cabo by people selling souvenirs, the only way I go back is if it is a resort. My wife and I keep to ourselves on our cruises and love them.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Yeah, last time I went to Portland some homeless guy asked me for money. Gross!!!! Now I just stay at Bridgeport village. Nope, not missing out on anything!

 

[barfo]

She probably wasn't speaking english, poor translation/lost in translation is entirely possible.

It was actually:

I say, m'dear, a goodly number of canines are chewing me arm off! I don't mean to interrupt your tea-time, but please ring for assistance forthwith! Toodoloo now!

barfo

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

"These dogs are a cancer to this state and this country"

 

[BrianFromWA]

if you're attacked by 10 dogs and only have a government-regulated 8-round magazine, you're hurting.

 

[MARIS61]

if you're attacked by 10 dogs and only have a government-regulated 8-round magazine, you're hurting.

Filling out forms and waiting the mandatory 3 days to pick up your new firearm could also be inconvenient.

 

[NOVoodoo]

Apparently you have never been on an all inclusive vacation. Or at least not a good one

Fuck Mexico, ... how about the Redneck Riviera?

Vacationing in Florida's gulf is such a well-kept secret that I feel bad for even posting about it. You want nice weather, white sand, and water so clear that you can see your feet when you're up to your chin in the water? Well... there's a stretch of Florida from Pensacola to Destin or so that is nothing but that.

Why buy California beachfront property, when you have more beautiful beaches in northern Florida that have real estate for 1/10th of the price?

 

[PHXBlazer1]

With the slightest bit of martial arts training, this teenage couple could have made quick work of these canines. Too bad they come from the third world.

 

[The_Lillard_King]

Fuck Mexico, ... how about the Redneck Riviera?

Vacationing in Florida's gulf is such a well-kept secret that I feel bad for even posting about it. You want nice weather, white sand, and water so clear that you can see your feet when you're up to your chin in the water? Well... there's a stretch of Florida from Pensacola to Destin or so that is nothing but that.

Why buy California beachfront property, when you have more beautiful beaches in northern Florida that have real estate for 1/10th of the price?

Don't know much about Florida, but with so many New Yorkers and east coast people looking at Florida as a place to retire, I'm surprised there are still hidden gem areas in Florida.

The beaches, the water temperature and the real estate prices make Florida more attractive than California. But the reason California beach area is so expensive is the climate you get all year round. Don't think there is a better palce to live if climate is your number one criteria.

Only visited Florida a couple of times and in limited areas, but my experience with Florida was beautiful beaches, great night life, but hot and humid. I didn't mind the rain storms that came and went, but the humidity made it a place I wouldn't want to retire (I would live there if I had the right job . . . live almost anywhere for the right job).

 

[Mediocre Man]

Fuck Mexico, ... how about the Redneck Riviera?

Vacationing in Florida's gulf is such a well-kept secret that I feel bad for even posting about it. You want nice weather, white sand, and water so clear that you can see your feet when you're up to your chin in the water? Well... there's a stretch of Florida from Pensacola to Destin or so that is nothing but that.

Why buy California beachfront property, when you have more beautiful beaches in northern Florida that have real estate for 1/10th of the price?

I love Destin

 

[porkchopexpress]

After getting hassled non-stop on the beach in Cabo by people selling souvenirs, the only way I go back is if it is a resort. My wife and I keep to ourselves on our cruises and love them.

Your first mistake was going to Cabo. I'll agree, an all inclusive resort would be better than a shitty resort town. Like I said before, I can drink and lay out on a beach at home so why would I fly to Mexico (or go on a cruise) to do just that? To each their own though. I know people love cruises and going down to "Mexico". I'm just not one of them.

 

[MARIS61]

Fuck Mexico, ... how about the Redneck Riviera?

Vacationing in Florida's gulf is such a well-kept secret that I feel bad for even posting about it. You want nice weather, white sand, and water so clear that you can see your feet when you're up to your chin in the water? Well... there's a stretch of Florida from Pensacola to Destin or so that is nothing but that.

Why buy California beachfront property, when you have more beautiful beaches in northern Florida that have real estate for 1/10th of the price?

Hurricanes would be the most obvious reason.

My brother-in-law lives in the Destin area. Planning a trip there later this year.

 

[MARIS61]

With the slightest bit of martial arts training, this teenage couple could have made quick work of these canines. Too bad they come from the third world.

The majority of martial artists and MA training is in the third world.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

there are tons of loose street dogs in mexico, see them all the time. most of them are pretty docile and friendly though but maybe when they get in a pack they get crazy. my initial feeling is these kids were probably fucking with them.

 

[BlazerWookee]

It was actually:

I say, m'dear, a goodly number of canines are chewing me arm off! I don't mean to interrupt your tea-time, but please ring for assistance forthwith! Toodoloo now!

barfo

Pip pip, Cheerio, and all that sort of rot...

 

[BlazerWookee]

there are tons of loose street dogs in mexico, see them all the time. most of them are pretty docile and friendly though but maybe when they get in a pack they get crazy. my initial feeling is these kids were probably fucking with them.

You really shouldn't talk about HCP's relatives like that. At least, not where he can read it...