Michele Obama's Hip-Hop Album

[bluefrog]

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It was announced Tuesday that Michelle is “releasing” an album to promote her Let’s Move! campaign. And none other than…Eminem is taking part. And Dr. Dre. And Ashanti. It's full of the A-list level we’ve come to expect from the Obamas’ music initiatives—Old School artists making a come back (Big Daddy Kane, Q-tip), as well as current heavy hitters like Drake and Nicki Minaj.

Here's a peek at the track list

1. “Eat a bagel" f/ Lil Jon, Petey Pablo


2. “How you like them apples” f/ Deltron, Aesop Rock


3. “Forgot about brie” f/ zack de la rocha, Canibus


4. “Get Regular Muthaf******s” f/ Busta Rhymes, Lil Wayne


5. “Veggie Luv” f/ Ashanti, NAS, Q-tip


6. “Wrap it B4 you tap it” f/ Nicki Minaj, Eminem


7. “Broccoli” f/ RZA, GZA, Barrack Obama


8. “Go Jogging N******” f/ Three 6 Mafia


9. “F*** the Tea Party” f/ Immortal Technique, KRS ONE

10. “Brush yo f****n teeth, son” f/ DMX, JaRule

11. “Sit up straight b****” f/ Ice Cube, 50 Cent

I think "Veggie Luv" is designed to be the big radio hit for this album.

 

[Nate4Prez]

I like that you posted a real story and a fake track list. Although, I am sure the fat Obama daughter would love to listen to a track called "Go Jogging N*****."

Actual Track list:
1] U R What You Eat Ft Salad Bar (Matisyahu, Ariana Grande, Travis Barker)
2] Everybody Ft Jordin Sparks, Doug E. Fresh, Dr Oz, Ryan Beatty, Hip Hop MD
3] Let’s Move Ft Doug E. Fresh, Artie Green, Chauncey Hawkins
4] Just Believe Ft Ashanti, Gerry Gunn, Artie Green, Robbie Nova
5] Veggie Luv Ft Monifah and J Rome
6] Hip Hop F.E.E.T (Finding Exercise Energy Thresholds) Ft DMC and Artie Green
7] Stronger Ft Shayna Steele, Jeremy Jordan, Our Time Theater kids, and E-Street Band guitarist Nils Lofgren
8] Give myself a try Ft Ryan Beatty
9] Jump Up Ft Brady Rymer and the Little band that Could
10] Hip Hop L.E.A.N (Learning Exercise and Nutrition in schools) Ft Artie Green
11] Pass the Rock Ft Iman Shumpert and Artie Green
12] Good Living Ft Ashthon Jones
13] Beautiful Ft Daisy Grant and Artie Green
14] Change the game Ft The Happiness Club, featuring Naledge
15] Wanna Jump (Let’s Move) Ft Paul Burch
16] Mother May I Ft Amelia Robinson
17] We Like vegetables Ft Los Barkers!
18] Get Up Sit Up Ft Babi Floyd
19] One step forward Ft Samite

I hope "Pass the Rock" is about basketball.

 

[speeds]

Marcus Bachmann's album is something we all missed out on. Please, America, elect Michele Bachmann president for this reason alone.

 

[bluefrog]

It's fake!?!?!?!?!?

I was a little suspicious when I saw DMX and Ja Rule were on a track together.

 

[Nate4Prez]

It's fake!?!?!?!?!?

I was a little suspicious when I saw DMX and Ja Rule were on a track together.

Haha. Yeah, unfortunately we will never get to hear "Brush yo F****in Teeth, Son."