Michelle Bachman's a lesbian

[MickZagger]

http://www.freewoodpost.com/2012/08...speaks-out-defying-confidentiality-agreement/

I always had a feeling she was a lesbean. Confirmation.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

even if not true, i'm fapping to this.

 

[RR7]

Free Wood Post is a news and political satire web publication, which may or may not use real names, often in semi-real or mostly fictitious ways. All news articles contained within FreeWoodPost.com are fiction, and presumably fake news.

Any resemblance to the truth is purely coincidental, except for all references to politicians and/or celebrities, in which case they are based on real people, but still based almost entirely in fiction.

FreeWoodPost.com is intended for a mature, sophisticated, and discerning audience.

 

[barfo]

Free Wood Post is a news and political satire web publication, which may or may not use real names, often in semi-real or mostly fictitious ways. All news articles contained within FreeWoodPost.com are fiction, and presumably fake news.

Any resemblance to the truth is purely coincidental, except for all references to politicians and/or celebrities, in which case they are based on real people, but still based almost entirely in fiction.

FreeWoodPost.com is intended for a mature, sophisticated, and discerning audience.

So, you are saying... there's a chance?

barfo

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

So, you are saying... there's a chance?

barfo

No. You have no chance with her whatsoever.

 

[MARIS61]

It's time for Mitt to finally come out of the closet also. It might be the only way to save his sinking campaign.

 

[crandc]

Bullshit. We wouldn't accept her membership.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

Bullshit. We wouldn't accept her membership.

Racist.

 

[santeesioux]

Well, her husband is gay, maybe they are each others beard?

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

Well, her husband is gay, maybe they are each others beard?

I've led a sheltered life. What does that mean?

 

[drexlersdad]

beard means fake significant other to hide the fact that you are gay

its a ploy used by self loathing republican homophobe closet cases

 

[jlprk]

I'm thinking fast to count how many times I've embarrassed myself by talking about shaving a beard.

For how many years has this piece of slang gone on?

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

beard means fake significant other to hide the fact that you are gay

its a ploy used by self loathing republican homophobe closet cases

Why is it I knew you'd know the answer?