Miss Argentina Dies After Arse Surgery

[BLAZER PROPHET]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34214552/ns/health-skin_and_beauty

Ouch.

This is why we have to tax cosmetic surgeries.

 

[Colonel Ronan]

I lol'd.

Read the article and col'd.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

From the article:


"A woman who had everything lost her life to have a slightly firmer behind," he said.


While I applaud her efforts, it's tough to lose one's life over vanity.

 

[CelticKing]

Wow, sad news.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

Wow, sad news.

I know. Ain't that a real kick in the, uh, er, uh, well, you know what I mean.

 

[Colonel Ronan]

I know. Ain't that a real kick in the, uh, er, uh, well, you know what I mean.

I know what you mean, butt I think it's very inappropriate of you. I ass-ume you're just trying to be clever.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

I know what you mean, butt I think it's very inappropriate of you. I ass-ume you're just trying to be clever.

lol!!!!

 

[mook]

Mother of twins. Nice priorities mom!

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

Mother of twins. Nice priorities mom!

Sadly, she'll be the butt of jokes for some time.

 

[CelticKing]

I know. Ain't that a real kick in the, uh, er, uh, well, you know what I mean.

lol it sucks though, dying from an operation on your ass. I'm sure she wasn't doing it to make it bigger, might have have some other problem.

 

[BenDavis503]

Close friend Roberto Piazza said the procedure involved injections and the liquid "went to her lungs and brain."

Ass-tounding! How did the fluids get from her cheeks to her brain?! I always knew women had gears that connected those two organs, but DAMN!

 

[Shapecity]

Mother of twins. Nice priorities mom!

Her priorities were definitely ass-backward.

 

[elcap15]

what a bum-mer

 

[drexlersdad]

she shouldnt have been so anal about her appearance

 

[RR7]

In hind-sight, she should have stuck with the ass she had.

 

[BenDavis503]

LOL this thread rocks!!!!

 

[huevonkiller]

RIP.

 

[ABM]

Her priorities were definitely ass-backward.

They're well behind her now.

 

[maxiep]

If only she had seen these videos, she would have known the treasure she had

[video=youtube;GzsWuqNlLK4]

[video=youtube;k4he79krseU]

 

[hasoos]

Well at least she didn't die from an infection from it. That would have taken forever.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

What a cheeky way to go.

 

[ABM]

What a cheeky way to go.

In hindsight, I suppose it was.

 

[mook]

That'll teach her to pay bottom dollar. I feel sorry for the twins, though--it must've really wrecked 'em.

I hope it's an open casket, and they have her laying face down. The woman died for her pooper--the least they could do is honor it.

 

[DaRizzle]

Its ass-tounding what women will go poo just to look ass-thetically more pleasing

 

[DaRizzle]

what an ass-inine thing to do

 

[DaRizzle]

ass

 

[BenDavis503]

I wonder what will happen with the Doctor that did this. I wonder if he will fall between the cracks or get in trouble for this.

 

[BenDavis503]

I hope her fellow models take the ass-ist from her and not get buttocks implants.

 

[BenDavis503]

http://failblog.org/2009/11/25/implant-fail/

LOL how funny. I just stumbled upon this today.

 

[Denny Crane]

Only an assclown would make jokes at the poor woman's expense.

I guess that would be me!