Politics Moby has claimed he once rubbed his genitals on Donald Trump

[SlyPokerDog]

Moby recently shared an excerpt of the book, recounting the time he spent following the September 11th attack in New York while “very drunk and high.”

Although the musician notes he is “still not 100% sure it actually happened”, he also recalls the story of attending a “generic product launch party wherein I was dared to brush my drunken, flaccid penis up against Donald Trump’s suit jacket.”

“I drank a shot of vodka to brace myself, pulled my flaccid penis out of my pants, and casually walked past Trump, trying to brush the edge of his jacket with my penis,” Moby wrote in the memoir. “Luckily he didn’t seem to notice or even twitch.”

“I walked back to my friends and ordered another drink. ‘Did you do it?’ Clarice asked. ‘I think so. I think I knob-touched Donald Trump.'”

While the sheer ridiculousness of the story is evident in Moby’s retelling, there’s no denying the fact that the act he engaged in was textbook assault. Regardless of the victim in this event, it’s still a pretty disgusting thing to brag about.

https://tonedeaf.thebrag.com/moby-rubbed-genitals-donald-trump/

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Of all the people I might be tempted to rub my penis on Donald Trump isn't one of them.

But I could see a few of you wanting to go where apparently Moby has gone before.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

The liberal's dream

 

[Lanny]

The liberal's dream

More like a nightmare.

 

[CupWizier]

Of all the people I might be tempted to rub my penis on Donald Trump isn't one of them.

But I could see a few of you wanting to go where apparently Moby has gone before.

I think Moby was looking for a "hands on" president.

 

[Sedatedfork]

Might Moby’s semen have somehow migrated to Trump’s penis and hung out there a few years and then won the swimming match to impregnate Melania? Might Moby be Barron’s father? There is at least a chance, right?

 

[barfo]

This is an important story, primarily because I myself was once at a party with Moby. Not the same party, because Donald Trump was not there. And I did not see the Moby Dick, although I cannot say for sure he didn't whip it out at some point when I wasn't watching.

Aye, thar she blows!

barfo

 

[Sedatedfork]

Trump can now join the MeToo movement. That will be super awkward.

 

[riverman]

And I did not see the Moby Dick

Maybe you saw the Moby Johnson instead

 

[riverman]

I myself was once at a party with Moby.

He actually came to your basement and partied? No wonder you didn't see him whip it good....the lights are dim down there.

 

[The Professional Fan]

I like how he has reiterate flaccid as not to confuse us that he may have been turned on and rock hard while rubbing his ding dong on the donald

 

[Lanny]

This is an important story, primarily because I myself was once at a party with Moby. Not the same party, because Donald Trump was not there. And I did not see the Moby Dick, although I cannot say for sure he didn't whip it out at some point when I wasn't watching.

Aye, thar she blows!

barfo

That's a whale of a story. Say, just what are you fishing for?

 

[Lanny]

He actually came to your basement and partied? No wonder you didn't see him whip it good....the lights are dim down there.

You've been to Barfo's basement? Say, what gives?

 

[Lanny]

I like how he has reiterate flaccid as not to confuse us that he may have been turned on and rock hard while rubbing his ding dong on the donald

I'm gonna go with the rock hard explanation but only because disgusting things interest me in a bizarre sort of way.

 

[barfo]

He actually came to your basement and partied? No wonder you didn't see him whip it good....the lights are dim down there.

In the old days, before The Incident, I ventured out upon occasion.

barfo

 

[riverman]

In the old days, before The Incident, I ventured out upon occasion.

barfo

I was hoping for the "mom was a Moby groupie slant" but that would have also been before The Incident as well

 

[riverman]

You've been to Barfo's basement? Say, what gives?

He's actually my bastard son..we named him after the first sound his mom made after he was born..he means well...may she rest in peace in the rocker next to his beanbag chair