Most Embarrasing Moments

[Karma]

Don't know if this should be here or the members thread...well either way, if anyone's willing to share thiers, feel free.

I have a bunch but the most minor one would have to be almost tripping down the stairs when I was in the ninth grade while trying to chop this girl I liked. Luckily, she didn't even notice so it was all good.

 

[NTC]

I can honestly say I've never experience an embarassing moment, maybe a couple of things like trippig over somthing, but I've never really found that to be embarassing, especially in the situations I experienced it in.

 

[bbwSwish]

God I've tripped around girls I like because I start getting nervous and stuff.

They think it's cute though so it's all good.

But anyways, one time in like first grade I wore those pants with the elastic waistband and the elastic broke so I had to hold my pants up all day.

 

[TimmyDMVP]

at graduation in 03 i tripped good thing is was behind the curtain, but it was embarassing but at the same time good cuz it broke the ice for the two ladies i was talking to.

 

[Chutney]

I had to take a piss so badly at my high school graduation, I was hopping and everything while waiting in line for my diploma. Then when I got it, I almost tripped when I was walking down the steps. But, that was probably the most satisfying trip to the washroom I've ever made. I was like Homer at the World Trade Center.

 

[Voodoo Child]

Why does every embarrasing moment in this thread have to do with tripping?

Anyway, I've got a really bad memory, but back in high school I had relatives find condoms and porn in my room when visiting... unfortunately it's hard to forget that...

Oh yeah, and one time I actually called a fat lady 'pregnant' on accident, like something right out of a movie, but hey, she was fat... no big loss... yes, I'm an asshole....

 

[NJNetz]

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">Anyway, I've got a really bad memory, but back in high school I had relatives find condoms and porn in my room when visiting... unfortunately it's hard to forget that...</div>

That's hilarious.

What was your excuse?

 

[Sex Panther]

Shooooooot. My mom brought her church friends over and had a barbecue (there was like 25 of them). I never knew she they got home and well......I was <u>with</u> a girl.

Damn.....Now I can't hang out with their daughters.

 

[The One & Only]

Worst moment....Hmmmm.....Has to be when I was playing football with some friends and one of them tried to tackle me but just ended up grabbing my pants....and yeah.....you know.....

Another terrible moment was when I had to fart in class real bad, and I let loose and some girl passed and gagged.

 

[Voodoo Child]

<div class="quote_poster">Quoting NbaBaller:</div><div class="quote_post">That's hilarious.

What was your excuse?</div>

No excuses... kind of hard to talk your way out of that one...

 

[Courtking]

I was walking down to my basement with a girl and I was talking to her while I was going down the steps, slipped, and hit my head on the wood floor. It hurt for a bit and she laughed at me

Also, VC, that's why I always lock my door when my relatives come over

 

[Bobcats]

I don't know if it's embararrasing, but my parents found my bong. My face looked like this:

 

[TheFreshPrince]

^^lol, what'd they do

 

[purehoops]

<div class="quote_poster">Quoting Bobcats:</div><div class="quote_post">I don't know if it's embararrasing, but my parents found my bong. My face looked like this:

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Haha. Funny thing is I am not 100% sure my mom would even know what she would be looking at if she found my bong.

Btw, I stopped smoking in 12th grade.

 

[I-Miss-MJ]

No one saw me but I stood on a rake when I was about 8 or 9....lets just say the same thing happens when Wile E. Coyote does it....had a sore nose for awhile.


Also called my Grade 4 teacher Mum....

 

[Voodoo Child]

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[Smitty]

Prolly when I fell in the snow one day in HS and my pants were really soaked..so I had to walk home in gym shorts..in the late 20-early 30 degree mark..my legs looked like someone drew chalk all over em when i got home.

 

[Mr. J]

<div class="quote_poster">Quoting Smitty:</div><div class="quote_post">Prolly when I fell in the snow one day in HS and my pants were really soaked..so I had to walk home in gym shorts..in the late 20-early 30 degree mark..my legs looked like someone drew chalk all over em when i got home.</div>
I know how it is to be an ashy negro too. Very obvious.

 

[Chutney]

I got into a car accident during the test to get my driver's license. That's a recent one.

 

[The One & Only]

<div class="quote_poster">Quoting Chutney:</div><div class="quote_post">I got into a car accident during the test to get my driver's license. That's a recent one.</div>

Dayyum, must have been terrible.

 

[Chutney]

Well, it wasn't my car, it was my instructor's. And I wasn't at fault at all, so there was no insurance increase or anything. That's probably why I can sit here and laugh about it now. That and the fact that I was able to reschedule the test for the next day and I ended up passing using my own car.

The most embarrassing parts were probably the phone calls:

Me: Hey Dad, what's up?
my Dad: Hi, how did the test go?
Me: Well, technically it's still going on.
my Dad: What do you mean?
Me: I got into an accident.
my Dad: What?
Me: With a truck.
my Dad: What the hell?
Me: But, I'm not hurt...
my Dad: [random cussing in Punjabi]
Me: Sooo ..... can I get a ride?

 

[30 standing ver]

<div class="quote_poster">Quoting Chutney:</div><div class="quote_post">Well, it wasn't my car, it was my instructor's. And I wasn't at fault at all, so there was no insurance increase or anything. That's probably why I can sit here and laugh about it now. That and the fact that I was able to reschedule the test for the next day and I ended up passing using my own car.

The most embarrassing parts were probably the phone calls:

Me: Hey Dad, what's up?
my Dad: Hi, how did the test go?
Me: Well, technically it's still going on.
my Dad: What do you mean?
Me: I got into an accident.
my Dad: What?
Me: With a truck.
my Dad: What the hell?
Me: But, I'm not hurt...
my Dad: [random cussing in Punjabi]
Me: Sooo ..... can I get a ride?</div>

LMAO soo can I get a ride?

Well I put a cup of noodles in the microwave. But I forgot to put water in it and I was with my teammates and we all was like what the hells burning. Sheet, I got bagged for a month about that.

 

[Shard]

Ok so I had a girl over once during my senior year in high school and her parents are real church oriented and strict. So to keep the story short and less graphic we got drunk and did stuff. This girl goes home wasted and immediately gets caught.

So later that day I get a call from her mom and it was one of the most uncomfortable and embarrassing convos i've ever had. She went into detail asking what I did with her... with such questions as "did she give you a blowjob?" I told the truth too in hopes to score some brownie points. But sadly I was never allowed to speak to her again... I returned the bra she left at my place a few days later.

 

[Karma]

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">
So later that day I get a call from her mom and it was one of the most uncomfortable and embarrassing convos i've ever had. She went into detail asking what I did with her... with such questions as "did she give you a blowjob?" I told the truth too in hopes to score some brownie points. But sadly I was never allowed to speak to her again... I returned the bra she left at my place a few days later.
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HAHAHAHAHHA that actually made me laugh out loud. That's gotta suck.

 

[I-Miss-MJ]

<div class="quote_poster">Quoting Shard:</div><div class="quote_post">Ok so I had a girl over once during my senior year in high school and her parents are real church oriented and strict. So to keep the story short and less graphic we got drunk and did stuff. This girl goes home wasted and immediately gets caught.

So later that day I get a call from her mom and it was one of the most uncomfortable and embarrassing convos i've ever had. She went into detail asking what I did with her... with such questions as "did she give you a blowjob?" I told the truth too in hopes to score some brownie points. But sadly I was never allowed to speak to her again... I returned the bra she left at my place a few days later.</div>

dude dude dude, you gotta lie.

 

[dunksworth]

<div class="quote_poster">Quoting Shard:</div><div class="quote_post">So later that day I get a call from her mom and it was one of the most uncomfortable and embarrassing convos i've ever had. She went into detail asking what I did with her... with such questions as "did she give you a blowjob?" I told the truth too in hopes to score some brownie points. But sadly I was never allowed to speak to her again... I returned the bra she left at my place a few days later.</div>
lol, dude, I'm praying you didn't actually tell her mom that you got a blowjob!

Let this be a lesson to you young guys out there, whenever put in a situation like that YOU LIE.... it's doesn't matter if you get caught lying, telling the truth in those situations is lose/lose, whereas lying is win/lose. And this also includes conversations with your gf. If she asks you questions like, "be honest, I won't get mad or anything, but do you sometimes fantasize about other women?".... doesn't matter how sincere she sounds, YOU LIE!


As for my most embarrasing moment? Well I would write it but it's the usual trip-infront-of-people act... not nearly as entertaining as some of the other ones here.