My Digital O

[SlyPokerDog]

Today is the first day the Oregonian has switched from daily delivery to 4 days a week. Instead of getting a newspaper they want everyone to go here - http://digital.olivesoftware.com/Olive/ODE/Oregonian/

This is terrible.

First, My digital O sounds like a porn site for women. Nothing wrong with a porn site for women but the name is awkward for a news site.

Why keep the traditional newspaper format? Arrow here, zoom there, and they expect people will pay for this in 30 days?!?

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

Digital O sounds like an exam for prostate cancer.

 

[Nate4Prez]

I thought you were getting a digital version of Oprah's magazine.

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Digital O sounds like an exam for prostate cancer.

I thought it sounded like a pr0n site.

 

[barfo]

It reminds me of looking at newspapers on microfiche. Painful.

I am a supporter of assisted suicide, so I think it is fine that the O has chosen to hasten their end rather than suffer on life support for years.

They are choosing a rather messy method of suicide, but at least they'll be at peace.

barfo

 

[THE HCP]

I gave The Mrs HCP a Digital O while sexting!


Sent from my baller ass iPhone 5 FAMS!

 

[The_Lillard_King]

Is that why I didn't get a paper today? Does the bill change to (get lower) or same price for less days of delivery?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Is that why I didn't get a paper today? Does the bill change to (get lower) or same price for less days of delivery?

The bill stays the same because you now get free access to My Digital O.

Enjoy!

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

The bill stays the same because you now get free access to My Digital O.

Enjoy!

Whadda ya mean, "enjoy"?

I don't want free access to your digital O.

Perv.

Who do you think you are, Mayor Adams?

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

I gave The Mrs HCP a Digital O while sexting!


Sent from my baller ass iPhone 5 FAMS!

You thought that was digital? That was me in your bed with Mrs. HCP.

I somehow thought this thread was going to be about SPD's vagina. Wrong again.

 

[The_Lillard_King]

The bill stays the same because you now get free access to My Digital O.

Enjoy!

Bummer . . . yet I probably still won't cancel

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Bummer . . . yet I probably still won't cancel

Now they're going to include the Saturday paper in the the Sunday paper so if you switch to Sunday's you'll pay less.