Re: My roommate's girlfriend is a psycho bia.
Okay, so first off, they like to talk about philosophy bs all the time. That's pretty annoying in the first place. Then, there's also the whole talking like a baby thing. I mean seriously, this girl acts like a child all the time. She throws a temper tantrum almost everyday. That is her biggest problem.She went to Germany at the beginning of last semester. While she was there, my roommate stayed here. As I understand it, she cheated on him at least once. Now look, cheating is pretty bad, but I could see how you might stay with a girl if you really care about her. So, he did stay with her. That's completely okay, except for the fact that she is a nutcase. She blames it on these pills she takes, birth control, I think. This doesn't make any sense to me. It does mess with your cycle, but most girls I have talked to seem to look at this as a positive thing. That's because you don't have periods, which as we all know makes women into bitches. So her attributing her retardation on that makes no sense to me.2 weeks ago we had this party there. One time (I was told that she did this more than once that night, but I only observed one occurance), she comes in the room and goes, "You guys are saying mean things, like ass and bi*ch." I mean really, she said this, not verbatim, but it was pretty much the same meaning. From there, she says, "I KNOW I CHEATED ON TIM BUT I FEEL REALLY BAD ABOUT IT BLAH BLAH" We are all like... uh, okay, awkward. We weren't even talking about her. Last week she and he fought over whether there was granola in a cereal. GRANOLA. IN A CEREAL. Obviously, he didn't really care that much, but apparently she was upset about it. A couple nights ago, we (Tim and I) are watching the All-Star Game shiate, and she keeps going, "Tim honey come look at this please come look at this please honey!" She was being extremely irritating and needy. Of course, he did what any good boyfriend would do and pretended to care. When we were watching the race between Bavetta and Chuck, she storms out because I guess he was actually entertained at something entertaining over having to babysit this tardo. As she storms out, she spills my soda, but I guess it's no biggie since the carpet is already stained. Still, she was an annoyance.Today, she got all pissy about him saying that college is like a what used to be called trade school (hint: he's right). She goes off and cries, he goes outside to comfort her, then comes in about 10 minutes later. I asked why she was being all whiny again, he explained, and she comes in and says, "THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID!" That's right, she was listening outside the f*cking door. What a psycho. So, now he's still comforting her (at least 45 minutes have elapsed), and she is crying about how she is always wrong (hint: she is). Oh oh, and I forgot the best part. At one point, Tim was like, "I'm getting kind of tired of this." She goes, "You're tired of me blah blah!" I wish he had said yes, you f*cking psycho bi*ch. But he didn't.Anyway, she does this sh*t for attention, and it drives me insane. I think it is about time to ban her from the apartment.
Okay, so first off, they like to talk about philosophy bs all the time. That's pretty annoying in the first place. Then, there's also the whole talking like a baby thing. I mean seriously, this girl acts like a child all the time. She throws a temper tantrum almost everyday. That is her biggest problem.She went to Germany at the beginning of last semester. While she was there, my roommate stayed here. As I understand it, she cheated on him at least once. Now look, cheating is pretty bad, but I could see how you might stay with a girl if you really care about her. So, he did stay with her. That's completely okay, except for the fact that she is a nutcase. She blames it on these pills she takes, birth control, I think. This doesn't make any sense to me. It does mess with your cycle, but most girls I have talked to seem to look at this as a positive thing. That's because you don't have periods, which as we all know makes women into bitches. So her attributing her retardation on that makes no sense to me.2 weeks ago we had this party there. One time (I was told that she did this more than once that night, but I only observed one occurance), she comes in the room and goes, "You guys are saying mean things, like ass and bi*ch." I mean really, she said this, not verbatim, but it was pretty much the same meaning. From there, she says, "I KNOW I CHEATED ON TIM BUT I FEEL REALLY BAD ABOUT IT BLAH BLAH" We are all like... uh, okay, awkward. We weren't even talking about her. Last week she and he fought over whether there was granola in a cereal. GRANOLA. IN A CEREAL. Obviously, he didn't really care that much, but apparently she was upset about it. A couple nights ago, we (Tim and I) are watching the All-Star Game shiate, and she keeps going, "Tim honey come look at this please come look at this please honey!" She was being extremely irritating and needy. Of course, he did what any good boyfriend would do and pretended to care. When we were watching the race between Bavetta and Chuck, she storms out because I guess he was actually entertained at something entertaining over having to babysit this tardo. As she storms out, she spills my soda, but I guess it's no biggie since the carpet is already stained. Still, she was an annoyance.Today, she got all pissy about him saying that college is like a what used to be called trade school (hint: he's right). She goes off and cries, he goes outside to comfort her, then comes in about 10 minutes later. I asked why she was being all whiny again, he explained, and she comes in and says, "THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID!" That's right, she was listening outside the f*cking door. What a psycho. So, now he's still comforting her (at least 45 minutes have elapsed), and she is crying about how she is always wrong (hint: she is). Oh oh, and I forgot the best part. At one point, Tim was like, "I'm getting kind of tired of this." She goes, "You're tired of me blah blah!" I wish he had said yes, you f*cking psycho bi*ch. But he didn't.Anyway, she does this sh*t for attention, and it drives me insane. I think it is about time to ban her from the apartment.
