My (/your?) drunk messages/posts.

[Justice]

These are messages I sent to a friend over facebook. For those of you that don't know, facebook has been commonly juxtaposed to myspace, but it's like 1000 times better than myspace.

From: Michael RickerTo: Madison Subject: YESMessage: I've been drinking everclear... I wish you were here tonight!!! I ♥ you!

Next message:

From: Michael RickerTo: MadisonSubject: re: YESMessage: Yeah, I wish I had siad everything there, becuase now how wouldn't be so sick... if you hwanna now you canoown so you can com over sick said come salcckevocer youre had youre wrong. Sorry, I'm just gone

hahahaha.

From: Michael RickerTo: MadisonSubject: I drank far too muchMessage: I couldn't even get back in the dorm... ever clear is BAD

Damn you, Mardi Gras!Same night, different girl:

From: Michael RickerTo: BrookeSubject: brookeMessage: I cannot stay sober. I think this is your coounselor's farult's! I blame them! You had better kick their asses!

She was the head of a small camp, that's the counselors I was talking about. We were counselors together the year before.Damn, I was obsessed with this girl.

From: Michael RickerTo: MadisonSubject: hi there Message: Yeah, I''m kinda durnk, I puked

I hope you're doing well... I'm pretty gone... I hope you are doing so weell.. I miss you

I hope you are having fun getting wasted blah blah (I ♥you) amnyway, just have fun, we'll get plenty drunk. hahahaha, ttyl.

Ten minutes later:

From: Michael RickerTo: MadisonSubject: Madison...Message: sadly, I puked... I blame a lot of stuff for that. Anyway, I hope you;re doing welll.

Satsafe house will house plased.

Very obsessed, but to be fair the rule was that I send her a message everytime I get drunk.

From: Michael RickerTo: MadisonSubject: DrinnnnkingMessage: hahaha, I love you, I;m sorry that I said the loviing you think or I don' tremamber

^^ Greatness hahahaha3 minutes later...

From: Michael RickerTo: Madison Subject: Did I send you one already?Message: Tit's a tradidtion, I dottag keep it up!I went to the librarty, and I don't mean evans!

I ♥you!

The joke was that there is a library on campus called Evans Library. There is also a club off the north side of campus called The Library, which I was at.Will post more when they happen. Haven't gotten that drunk lately, but assuredly I will soon.Like February 6th when I turn 21.Post your drunk posts! (even if they weren't here) If they occured on this forum, quote them and post a link for maximum LOL. High posts are acceptable too, you potheads. Must be funny, though.

 

[Opal]

LMFAO!!!!!!!Yeah, I wish I had siad everything there, becuase now how wouldn't be so sick... if you hwanna now you canoown so you can com over sick said come salcckevocer youre had youre wrong. Sorry, I'm just gonelmao nice spelling here, definantely my favorite one.

 

[Rodenbo]

wtf were you trying to say with "salcckevocer"?

 

[7Goat]

LOLOLOLI ♥you

 

[Justice]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Rodenbo @ Jan 4 2007, 02:26 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>wtf were you trying to say with "salcckevocer"?</div>I wish I knew. I think I just was trying to type something and just gave up. Everclear man, everclear.BONUS STORY:That night I could not get into my dorm (hence the message). I have a card to swipe to get in, but I couldn't figure out which one it was. I tried swiping this one cardboard thing that was in there, but it didn't work. Then I tried swiping a phonebook, but it wouldn't fit. So I ripped off the cover, swiped it, and it didn't work either. I couldn't figure out why. Hahaha.<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (7Goat @ Jan 4 2007, 02:36 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>LOLOLOLI ♥you</div>Yeah, facebook automatically puts in the ♥ when you type <3. Pretty awesome.

 

[7Goat]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Justice @ Jan 4 2007, 02:59 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Yeah, facebook automatically puts in the ♥ when you type <3. Pretty awesome.</div>No, you don't understand. I love you Justice.

 

[BigMo763]

:HAHAHA: Wow Justice... I think I really need to head on over to College Station one weekend and get drunk as F*ck with you... I can only imagine how funny it would be to see you in person when your drunk!

 

[KCX]

wtf man.. everclear is lethal

 

[Justice]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (7Goat @ Jan 4 2007, 03:06 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>No, you don't understand. I love you Justice.</div>oh

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BigMo763 @ Jan 4 2007, 03:17 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>:HAHAHA: Wow Justice... I think I really need to head on over to College Station one weekend and get drunk as F*ck with you... I can only imagine how funny it would be to see you in person when your drunk!</div>Hey, we could. I will have a party on Feb. 10th. Not sure how big it will be, but you're welcome to come. I can be pretty funny when drinking.<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (KCX @ Jan 4 2007, 03:20 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>wtf man.. everclear is lethal</div>iam stlla live!!11

 

[Mobruler]

You try to hard to make everyone here think you're funny and/or witty. The funny part is everyone falls for it. Maybe I'm the one out of the loop here.

 

[ReppinTheD]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Mobruler @ Jan 4 2007, 06:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>You try to hard to make everyone here think you're funny and/or witty. The funny part is everyone falls for it. Maybe I'm the one out of the loop here.</div>this thread isnt necessarily funny - but I think he's a funny guy overall...some people dont get some types of humor...justice is a very sarcastic guy.

 

[Mobruler]

Well atleast he has a sense of humor which is more than I can say about alot of people on this board.

 

[Justice]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Mobruler @ Jan 4 2007, 05:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>You try to hard to make everyone here think you're funny and/or witty. The funny part is everyone falls for it. Maybe I'm the one out of the loop here.</div><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Mobruler @ Jan 4 2007, 05:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Well atleast he has a sense of humor which is more than I can say about alot of people on this board.</div>Why do you always spew out negative bullsh**, honestly?

 

[Mobruler]

Because I'm a mean-spirited person.

 

[Justice]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Mobruler @ Jan 4 2007, 05:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Because I'm a mean-spirited person.</div>I'm glad you contribute to your friend's site.

 

[Mobruler]

Well, I post with sincerity, which is what I did on this post. I don't purposely try to be mean, I just say what comes to mind.

 

[Justice]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Mobruler @ Jan 4 2007, 05:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Well, I post with sincerity, which is what I did on this post. I don't purposely try to be mean, I just say what comes to mind.</div>lol the hypocrisy is eating away at my scalp lol

 

[Mobruler]

My sincerest apologies.

 

[Illosophee]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Justice @ Jan 4 2007, 04:27 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>oh

Hey, we could. I will have a party on Feb. 10th. Not sure how big it will be, but you're welcome to come. I can be pretty funny when drinking.iam stlla live!!11</div><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS"> My b-day is on Feb. 10. Aww...

How nice of you, Justice, to celebrate my b-day.</span><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Mobruler @ Jan 4 2007, 06:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>You try to hard to make everyone here think you're funny and/or witty. The funny part is everyone falls for it. Maybe I'm the one out of the loop here.</div><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS">Check my sig.</span>

 

[Justice]

It's kinda silly to say I was "trying" at all. I was merely sharing something I thought was funny. I haven't seen them in months either, but I remember them being funny.

 

[CRaZy_KiCkz]

man I want to get drunk with this kid once. I did the drunken myspace messaging/pic comments too. nothing to wild like you but definately some stuff I never would have ever said