Nets to Vegas?

[kobimel]

...the Nets and Bobcats will merge and move to Vegas next season (and become the Las Vegas Dice)

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/081113&lpos=spotlight&lid=tab3pos1

Think LeBron likes strippers? Can't you just see Lopez and Yi happily clapping together and hugging after winning 25 bucks on a slot machine? Or Thorn and Kiki counting cards together at the blackjack tables? Good times.