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After watching Harden twice in a week, I'm convinced that a guy like Meyers Leonard needs acting classes. Meyers has more game than we give him credit for but he can't sell shit to a ref...when he makes a boneheaded mistake, he cocks his head to the side and shrugs, looking baffled. Point is..selling fake missed asignments and getting calls in your favor requires some acting chops....which a guy like Meyers just doesn't have in his toolbox. I suggest we get a stuntman coach to teach our players how to roll with a punch...sell a dive or hide a mistake. Since Leonard is the new Batum as in polarizing the fanbase...this might just solve the problem!
 
After watching Harden twice in a week, I'm convinced that a guy like Meyers Leonard needs acting classes. Meyers has more game than we give him credit for but he can't sell shit to a ref...when he makes a boneheaded mistake, he cocks his head to the side and shrugs, looking baffled. Point is..selling fake missed asignments and getting calls in your favor requires some acting chops....which a guy like Meyers just doesn't have in his toolbox. I suggest we get a stuntman coach to teach our players how to roll with a punch...sell a dive or hide a mistake. Since Leonard is the new Batum as in polarizing the fanbase...this might just solve the problem!
We don't need to emulate the Houston Floppets
 
Ive been rewatching breaking bad and there is a scene where Walt is talking to Skyler about danger at the door but it's really "he is the one who knocks".

Like Bones said, Meyers doesn't need to become a flopper, he needs to embrace the roll of "flop police". Ive seen some of you guys saying it before, and I think there's truth in it - Meyers seems to channel his inner Przybilla.
 
After watching Harden twice in a week, I'm convinced that a guy like Meyers Leonard needs acting classes. Meyers has more game than we give him credit for but he can't sell shit to a ref...when he makes a boneheaded mistake, he cocks his head to the side and shrugs, looking baffled. Point is..selling fake missed asignments and getting calls in your favor requires some acting chops....which a guy like Meyers just doesn't have in his toolbox. I suggest we get a stuntman coach to teach our players how to roll with a punch...sell a dive or hide a mistake. Since Leonard is the new Batum as in polarizing the fanbase...this might just solve the problem!

 
Ive been rewatching breaking bad and there is a scene where Walt is talking to Skyler about danger at the door but it's really "he is the one who knocks".

Like Bones said, Meyers doesn't need to become a flopper, he needs to embrace the roll of "flop police". Ive seen some of you guys saying it before, and I think there's truth in it - Meyers seems to channel his inner Przybilla.
If people start calling Meyers "Vanilla Gorilla" I'm going to have to change my username.
 
good posts all around! Meyers just seems like the guy Jackie Chan ties to a post in toilet paper and I think he'd add to his game ....maybe I should have gone with Salsa dancing lessons....stunt man skills have far reaching benefits, but the NBA is adding a bit of wrestle mania to it when you look at the allstar nods.
 
After watching Harden twice in a week, I'm convinced that a guy like Meyers Leonard needs acting classes. Meyers has more game than we give him credit for but he can't sell shit to a ref...when he makes a boneheaded mistake, he cocks his head to the side and shrugs, looking baffled. Point is..selling fake missed asignments and getting calls in your favor requires some acting chops....which a guy like Meyers just doesn't have in his toolbox. I suggest we get a stuntman coach to teach our players how to roll with a punch...sell a dive or hide a mistake. Since Leonard is the new Batum as in polarizing the fanbase...this might just solve the problem!

Will KingSpeed volunteer to be his acting coach?
 
Ive been rewatching breaking bad and there is a scene where Walt is talking to Skyler about danger at the door but it's really "he is the one who knocks".

Like Bones said, Meyers doesn't need to become a flopper, he needs to embrace the roll of "flop police". Ive seen some of you guys saying it before, and I think there's truth in it - Meyers seems to channel his inner Przybilla.

Damnit. Now to watch this for the 4th time all the way through. God I love that show.
 
Meyers is caucasian, therefore he is not eligible for favoritism (or even fairness) from the refs.

It's a Black Privilege thing.
 
I think Meyers should box every day during the off season. It would toughen him up, and improve his lateral quickness; get those feet moving.

I suggest we get a stuntman coach to teach our players how to roll with a punch...sell a dive or hide a mistake.
Maybe we can hire the same guy the Italian national soccer team uses.

 
I think Meyers should box every day during the off season. It would toughen him up, and improve his lateral quickness; get those feet moving.


Maybe we can hire the same guy the Italian national soccer team uses.


Lolololol
 

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