New jump man commercial featuring Tayler Swift

[BigGameDamian]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

And it's a jogging girl, not a jumping man.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

and it's Taylor, not Tayler.

 

[Haakzilla]

...this ought to lead to a steakhouse endorsement ASAP!

 

[BigGameDamian]

And it's a jogging girl, not a jumping man.

Sure be a lot cooler if her tits where bouncing as she's jogging.

 

[dviss1]

Sure be a lot cooler if her tits where bouncing as she's jogging.

Dude She's a little kid...

It's pedophilic to wanna have sex with someone you watched grow up..

That's nasty...

 

[blue32]

Dude She's a little kid...

It's pedophilic to wanna have sex with someone you watched grow up..

That's nasty...

She's 26, calm down. lol

 

[dviss1]

She's 26, calm down. lol

First, I'm completely calm.

2nd, it's just like Mary Kate & Ashley.

When she was born I'd already had my first piece of pussy. Thinking of her as a sex symbol is what it is.

Nasty.

 

[blue32]

First, I'm completely calm.

2nd, it's just like Mary Kate & Ashley.

When she was born I'd already had my first piece of pussy. Thinking of her as a sex symbol is what it is.

Nasty.

I guess opinions are like assholes, everyone's got one.

In other news, not everyone on here is as old, crotchety, and humbug as you

 

[dviss1]

I guess opinions are like assholes, everyone's got one.

In other news, not everyone on here is as old, crotchety, and humbug as you

Just because I don't want to have sex with Taylor Swift doesn't mean you can use any of those adjectives to refer to me and be speaking the truth at the same time. I just like grown pussy.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

and it's Taylor, not Tayler.

#qualityoverquantityFAMS

 

[Natebishop3]

Oh man.... if Dviss thinks it's bad to ogle Taylor Swift, he should see Slypokerdog when he watches the Blazer Dancers.

 

[blue32]

Just because I don't want to have sex with Taylor Swift doesn't mean you can use any of those adjectives to refer to me and be speaking the truth at the same time. I just like grown pussy.

You were the one making assumptions like that for people you don't even know (calling them pedo-bears) and such.. So don't be a hypocrite.

You're still crotchety

 

[Natebishop3]

Taylor Swift looks like a woman to me.

Ariana Grande, on the other hand, looks 12.

 

[dviss1]

Taylor Swift looks like a woman to me.

Ariana Grande, on the other hand, looks 12.

We see differently. Taylor swift looks like a teenager to me.

 

[dviss1]

You were the one making assumptions like that for people you don't even know (calling them pedo-bears) and such.. So don't be a hypocrite.

You're still crotchety

When did I make an assumption? Anybody that would be happy to see someone's tits would also be happy to fuck them.

 

[Natebishop3]

We see differently. Taylor swift looks like a teenager to me.

I think we forget what teenagers look like until we spend time around them. If I see someone in high school, I start to feel REALLY old. Taylor Swift might look a little young for her age, but she doesn't look like a teenager.

 

[ripcityboy]

We see differently. Taylor swift looks like a teenager to me.

Sorry. I'm with Dviss on this. When I see Taylor Swift on TV she always jumping around like a cheerleader. I want her to put a coat on and tell her to not catch a cold.

 

[blue32]

When did I make an assumption? Anybody that would be happy to see someone's tits would also be happy to fuck them.

You just did. And you did earlier. But that's okay man, you go on doing you.

 

[blue32]

Sorry. I'm with Dviss on this. When I see Taylor Swift on TV she always jumping around like a cheerleader. I want her to put a coat on and tell her to not catch a cold.

I think the thing I am trying to point out is that there are various ages of people on here; so a woman in her mid 20's to a 20-30 year old is completely different than to a 40+ year old (this is from what I am gathering from the replies). With that being said, it doesn't mean that when BGD says Taylor Swift's hot he's automatically a pedo, ya dig?

 

[ripcityboy]

I think the thing I am trying to point out is that there are various ages of people on here; so a woman in her mid 20's to a 20-30 year old is completely different than to a 40+ year old (this is from what I am gathering from the replies). With that being said, it doesn't mean that when BGD says Taylor Swift's hot he's automatically a pedo, ya dig?

Im not piggybacking on his original statement. Just saying about how I feel being the old Gen X douche I am.

 

[Natebishop3]

I'm not old enough to be her father, thus it's okay if I want to bang her.

 

[blue32]

Im not piggybacking on his original statement. Just saying about how I feel being the old Gen X douche I am.

ha ha that's funny. It's all good RCB. I just picked your comment to reply, not insinuating anything, we good. /cheers.

I'm not old enough to be her father, thus it's okay if I want to bang her.

 

[VanillaGorilla]

This thread went to a weird place.

Also, I'm 23 so I can want to fuck Taylor Swift without dviss calling me a pedophile, yay!

Edit: Oh shit, this is my 10,000th post. Not sure how I feel about that..

 

[Natebishop3]

High school girls don't look like this...

 

[Natebishop3]

Ariana Grande, on the other hand, looks 12.

 

[VanillaGorilla]

Ariana Grande, on the other hand, looks 12.

I don't think she looks 12 at all. Maybe that's just cause I know she's not though? I dunno. I think this whole conversation is kinda weird anyway, what does it really matter how old someone looks?

 

[Natebishop3]

I don't think she looks 12 at all. Maybe that's just cause I know she's not though? I dunno. I think this whole conversation is kinda weird anyway, what does it really matter how old someone looks?

The conversation went the way that it went. There's no stopping that now. Just get on the fucking train.

 

[dviss1]

I think the thing I am trying to point out is that there are various ages of people on here; so a woman in her mid 20's to a 20-30 year old is completely different than to a 40+ year old (this is from what I am gathering from the replies). With that being said, it doesn't mean that when BGD says Taylor Swift's hot he's automatically a pedo, ya dig?

This is silly. There are plenty of 25 year old full grown body women that I would bend the fuck over. Taylor Swift is a pancake ass, flat chested little girl.

 

[dviss1]

I don't think she looks 12 at all. Maybe that's just cause I know she's not though? I dunno. I think this whole conversation is kinda weird anyway, what does it really matter how old someone looks?

Yeah... That pic... It makes me wanna ask her about how her day at camp was...