You mean you don't talk, walk, do everything in your sleep? Even spend marathons right here, typing in a deep sleep, so deep its like being wide awake for daze....
I misunderstood the intent of Yanx Boards a long time ago....
I thought we were bound to the board, at all times, first and foremost always, (less a few rules):
speaking of bored, or board, yeah I'm bored, ie
1- if one works, they're brain isn't plugged into this board, until:
- they've gotten off work, and tend to their families.
- all free time, after work and family, is this boards priority for all
- one may access and remain online here, even at work, at dinner, or even when doing the horizontal mambo. (you should never tell your significant other this).
2- If one has a family, then one's allowed to:
- tend to emergencies,
- basic weekly/monthly honey do's,
- projects, and time with the kids, and significant other; unlimited time allowed
- have three meals with them, and 2 ten minute breaks during the day.
- Saturday's and Sundays are optional for board or family or both.
- Vacations are allowed strictly for family 2 weeks per year, and all holidays, including 1 week for Thanksgiving, with an option of 2 weeks, (see Xmas)
- 2 weeks for Xmas, and New Year's. One can use 1 wk for Xmas, and carry over Thanksgiving to 2 weeks.
3- one has the right to exercise their family as priority in all occasions-
once/until:
- They retire.
- They work out of the Country
- They've been a Yankee Fan for 50 years. 50+ you belong to the board, except during doctor's appointments; and/or moments of constipation, physical of verbal
4- Once retired, all are obligated to obtain and install the app for 24/7 - 365 days a year, mind download. It's mandatory a short quick procedure:
The download allows entails, installing all of your PC's software to operate on this board, even in our sleep, with a brain wave scanner checking in, posting always. With heavier than normal activity (aka blithering bat shit crazy moments) during REM, like the computers we are.
These brain wave scanners are sold cheaply from a guy right here on sportstwo forums, his name Johnny Mnemonic... inputs behind the ear, and allows your hard drive downloaded into your brain, to always appear as if your wide awake, right here on the board endlessly, while you sleep, or do other things...even when you are gone.
In cases of Rick's AWOL, the system is turned off before it fries us all; or shortens the entire network.
Re-booting permission, can only be obtained by the Council of Yankee Greats, wherever they are. This is apparent only when the individual appears in your monitor, and is hard evidence the individual has rebooted into another plane of life....and can reach us from the other world, what or wherever that may be....
Now as far as Rick and Caitlyn, I have no idea what the Hell they do all day. Maybe she is a nympho. 
