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Guantanamo Bay Detention Camp
Caimanera Cuba
Prison
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William Amendola Bye
reviewed 2 weeks ago
The best way to get into this vacation paradise is to fly some model rockets over the Pentagon and or White House, you will be taken in a a nice cool plane ride with a bag over your head so it is nice and dark and the sun doesn't hurt your eyes. Spectacular facilities, nice massages and great hot tubs. They're so nice to help you learn to hold your breath for long amounts of time, which can come in handy for your next stay at this awesome place. I would go back again, once I can buy more rockets.
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helpmeiamtrapped
reviewed a month ago
When I first visited Guantanamo, I wasn't expecting much. I had heard the place I was staying in was only 3 stars so I was worried but I shouldn't have been. It was Great! The Staff are amazing! It was so funny how they kept shouting in my ear to "Confess" and they gave a friendly nickname to me "Terrorist Scum" The food was good, I am a big fan of dry food and this was the driest food I have ever tasted, it was great! My living quarters were good, although there was a fair amount of vomit on the floor (Most of it was mine). I was awoken by healthy exercises everyday, it was very exciting because you could constantly "Feel the Burn" as you were losing a lot of weight. Everyday the friends staff helped me shower by spraying a hose at me. I was planning on spending only a week there but it was so good I stayed for 4 years! Would defiantly recommend to my friends.
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DJ12ArrestWarrants
reviewed a month ago
Well strap on a bomb vest and call me a terrorist, this place has it all! You can forget you alarm clock at home because the amazing staff will wake you up on the dot DAILY. That's right its way cheaper than Cancún with much more political tension. You can spend the day in the sun without water or switch it up and tuck yourself inside with nothing but gallons of water being poured down your throat to mimic the experience of being a really bad surfer you'd get in Cali! 5/5 Would visit again.
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Nick Rodgers
reviewed a week ago
Got taken there by nice men in black suits, but then they asked me all these funny questions, which I thought odd, and then they took me to the water park, and let me tell you: IT SUCKED. There was no slides except for one where they put a bag on your head and poured water on you, which was just booooooring. Seriously, these guys need to get better attractions or people will start to not come there. Otherwise was pretty good, they were good at keeping me on a sleep schedule and helped me to regain my inner peace. Overall, would recommend, but the food isn't that great and some of the attractions just sad.
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Payton Woods
reviewed 2 weeks ago
While the food was a little dry, the facility as a whole was a great place, they gave us poptarts and Thursday was movie night. Every Tuesday, we went surfboarding, but around the camp we just called it "waterboarding", overall it was a great experience and i'd love to go back.
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John Kozar
reviewed 6 months ago
The experience was truly top notch, there was so much good food to eat that they were LITERALLY FORCING IT DOWN OUR THROATS. the security was excellent, I felt so safe knowing I was being watched at all times, and that I couldn't make a move that wasn't scrutinized. there was also plenty of fencing to keep the well mannered locals and prying eyes away from seeing all the fun activities we took part in, there was water boarding by the beach and 5 minutes in heaven in a room that locked... FROM THE OUTSIDE, it was truly an AWESOME experience, and Im definitely going to stay here any time I'm in cuba
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