November 1st, 2011.............

[THE HCP]

What will be the thread topics on this board? I'll start......


Hey check out the latest episode of Road trippin' w/ Big John....... get the behind the scenes look at what it's like to live under the burnside bridge!

or

Anaheim Kings trade Tyreke Evans to the Kansas City Hornets!

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Stern says he doesn't see the season starting before Valentine's Day.

 

[illmatic99]

I foresee another exodus in the summer. This place will be a ghost forum.

 

[Wheels]

was it something I said?

 

[MickZagger]

Anything Stern says at this point is just babble.

 

[Spud147]

What will be the thread topics on this board? I'll start......


Hey check out the latest episode of Road trippin' w/ Big John....... get the behind the scenes look at what it's like to live under the burnside bridge!

or

Anaheim Kings trade Tyreke Evans to the Kansas City Hornets!

or

Stern says he doesn't see the season starting before Valentine's Day.

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I'm glad we at least have this second big shiny NBA championship trophy to polish while we're waiting to the lock out to end so we can get our repeat on.

 

[THE HCP]

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I can't believe the Ducks are 1-7!

 

[Spud147]

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I can't believe the Ducks are 1-7!

Oh snap, you are going to get it now! Those Ducks fans are sensitive!!!

 

[PtldPlatypus]

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I'm glad we at least have this second big shiny NBA championship trophy to polish while we're waiting to the lock out to end so we can get our repeat on.

That post was totally hot. And I'm married (12 years), so I'm not really allowed to say that.

 

[BoBoBREWSKI]

Your wife!

 

[Spud147]

That post was totally hot. And I'm married (12 years), so I'm not really allowed to say that.

I know! I got a little turned on myself just typing it.

 

[julius]

Political thread:

"Just over 52 weeks until we get rid of the Muslim President!"

 

[KingSpeed]

"Greg Oden to miss another season"

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

"I'm going to be a hawaiian daddy"
-ABM

 

[THE HCP]

BeerBoy arrested in 'Couv drug bust!

 

[Rodolfo]

HCP finally gets laid!

I kid, i kid

 

[jlprk]

This is truly amazing. I found a Time Magazine from the future! It's all about, how do we get out of this unending war in Libya.

http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,2061106,00.html

 

[KevinJBonn]

How about combining Libya and the NBA to make a headline where Stern is being forced out by both the owners and the players, but is still holding out.

 

[Blazinaway]

"FA Brandon Roy who was released by POR under the new CBA amnesty clause signed with the Miami Heat today"

 

[TripTango]

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I can't believe the Ducks are 1-7!

You're a hockey fan, fams?

 

[THE HCP]

Ex-Blazer Greg Oden excited about debut with the Lakers........... his pre-season averages of 35/15/7 have impressed Coach Phil Jackson.

 

[anonymous gambler]

This board has been kind of dead lately, no? Maybe it's time to bring back the banned poster? Anway, I agree about the Roy prediction.

 

[BlazerCaravan]

This board has been kind of dead lately, no? Maybe it's time to bring back the banned poster?

Or you could get off yer ass and post more than once a day. Instead of everyone bitching abut how nobody posts, you could bring the rock hard quality like I do day in and day out.

WINNING!

 

[3RA1N1AC]

"kobe found guilty on all charges, faces electric chair"

 

[jlprk]

The Book of Revelation comes true. God sits on the throne in Washington, D.C. First order of business: He fires Satan and replaces him with David Stern.

 

[THE HCP]

Joel Przybilla has 15 blocks as the Blazers win game 1 of their defense of their title!

 

[Nikolokolus]

I couldn't pass this thread up.

Two headlines:

"When will this NBA lockout end?"

and

"When will this NFL lockout end?"

tangentially connected:

"I'm running out of quality youporn links"

 

[3RA1N1AC]

they have a search function^^

 

[andalusian]

2 More races for the end of the season and Fernando Alonso can clinch his 3rd WDC title with a win - or with a 2nd and Sebastian Vettel finishing no higher than 5th.

 

[jlprk]

The book of Revelation comes true. Everyone loves everyone. All the animals and humans coexist peacefully together on the fertile land. The dead come back to life. Nikolokolus and Mixum return to the board in rapture. There is no more death or banning. You last forever. All posters praise each other, unless they ever did anything wrong. Then they go to Hell forever. But let's not get negative.

Anyway, Mixum arrives on his thunderous chariot pulled by 50 white steeds...

 

[TripTango]

The book of Revelation comes true. Everyone loves everyone. All the animals and humans coexist peacefully together on the fertile land. The dead come back to life. Nikolokolus and Mixum return to the board in rapture. There is no more death or banning. You last forever. All posters praise each other, unless they ever did anything wrong. Then they go to Hell forever. But let's not get negative.

Anyway, Mixum arrives on his thunderous chariot pulled by 50 white steeds...

This is as good a description of Revelation as any I've heard.