(NSFW) Serious question: Your BJ's to Sex ratio

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ODENISGOD said:
im waiting for marriage.
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Well then, please keep two hands on the keyboard...

If you're in Western NY, I can hardly blame you. I knew one hot girl from Buffalo (Cheektowaga actually) and she left after high school and never went back.
 
maxiep said:
Well then, please keep two hands on the keyboard...

If you're in Western NY, I can hardly blame you. I knew one hot girl from Buffalo (Cheektowaga actually) and she left after high school and never went back.
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No im not in western NY right now, and don't dis Buffalo cause you will sound like a ignorant fool.
 
ODENISGOD said:
you spent time where? what did you fly in for a day or two? please your ignorance is killing me.
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As you know, I went to school in Central NY. I have many friends from Buffalo, and have spent a fair amount of time there.

Unwad your panties; I'm just giving you shit. It's a typical, dying, rust-belt city that has it's own charm. If you dig Cleveland (and I do), you'll love Buffalo.
 
lol where did you find this?? MIGHTY TACO!!!!!! its got to be pretty old if there talking about still working for Adelphia.
 
maxiep said:
I'll offer this coloring up to anyone else who has been in my current position. Right now, the wife and I are trying to breed another lil' maxiep. It COMPLETELY takes the joy and spontaneity out of sex. She's taking her temperature and graphing it. I'm constantly thinking about having two days of storage, but no more than five. And when it happens, it's forced and mechanical. To increase the chances, certain steps have to be taken and certain positions are encouraged. The wife is stressed and it's not much fun for me either. Hell, I'm expecting a call to come home from work one day this week and I'm almost dreading it.

Has anyone else had the same experience? I'll just be relieved when the procreation phase of our relationship is over.
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You do know I'd be happy to help in any way I can, right maxie?
 
maxiep said:
:biglaugh: I'll let my wife know. Perhaps afterward, she can braid your back hair.
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Beware, If you take Wookee up on his offer, this is what your son might look like:

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maxiep said:
As you know, I went to school in Central NY. I have many friends from Buffalo, and have spent a fair amount of time there.

Unwad your panties; I'm just giving you shit. It's a typical, dying, rust-belt city that has it's own charm. If you dig Cleveland (and I do), you'll love Buffalo.
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Buffalo is one of the few cities that Cleveland has a right to mock.
 
I was going to respond with sympathy to Maxie's post, until the Wook chimed in.

"Uh, no procreation problems here....move along...."
 
maxiep said:
I'll offer this coloring up to anyone else who has been in my current position. Right now, the wife and I are trying to breed another lil' maxiep. It COMPLETELY takes the joy and spontaneity out of sex. She's taking her temperature and graphing it. I'm constantly thinking about having two days of storage, but no more than five. And when it happens, it's forced and mechanical. To increase the chances, certain steps have to be taken and certain positions are encouraged. The wife is stressed and it's not much fun for me either. Hell, I'm expecting a call to come home from work one day this week and I'm almost dreading it.

Has anyone else had the same experience? I'll just be relieved when the procreation phase of our relationship is over.
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I've been there with our first kid. Took several months. She heard from a friend about laying on the back, knees in the air, both during the act and then for about 2 minutes afterward. I promised not to laugh, but she just said, "Fuck you. You'll be asleep while I maintain the pose anyway." She was right. Anyway, she got knocked up immediately.

Our second kid was one of those, "What the hell, we'll go unprotected just this one time" kind of things. I'm glad to have him, but I'm also still a little terrified at how easy it was.
 
LOL I don't even take offense to this because it comes from you. deleted KEEP IT WEIRD.
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Buh-bye.
 
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