Nurkic X-rays come out negative

[Charcoal Filtered]

Clever and thought out, something my jokes are not!

I would say 99.9% of the HCP or HCP wife jokes have been told before or are bad. I cannot remember the last good one.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

I.... Chuckled... Didn't slap the knee or nothin'.. It was clever and thought out. You won't catch me making up jokes tho. Especially the racist lawnmower jokes.

That's the best thing.....scratch that. That's the ONE good thing about HCP..... he's not highly sensitive.

 

[THE HCP]

I literally have no idea what this picture thing is. Is it that bad?! Was it like a player or something?

http://www.sportstwo.com/threads/the-super-melo-to-portland-thread-now-w-extra-fiber.315739/page-60

Here ya go man. This is the image that nearly caused the downfall of this place. the NateBishop guy claimed I was.......oh nevermind. Go back and read if you really want to know. Be careful and don’t repost this image. I think it might become my new avatar actually.

 

[Boob-No-More]

I would say 99.9% of the HCP or HCP wife jokes have been told before or are bad. I cannot remember the last good one.

I don't usually participate. I actually feel bad for her when others do. I mean, come on, she's married to him, the woman deserves a break.

Although, one time when The HCP posted a photo of his kids with Mike Rice, I told him it was a great photo (it actually was) of his kids with their biological father. But, that was more a slam on The HCP than The Mrs.

BNM

 

[BonesJones]

\Whats worse a misleading thread title like this on the front page, or a blurry airport photo buried 19 pages in some thread in the offseason? SHIT, the latter almost brought this whole forum too it’s knees with people quiting or not even joining at all. Let’s hope certain people don’t see this, it could get ugly.

Wahhhhhh! Wahhhhhh! *Puts binky in mouth*

 

[BonesJones]

The way things are going, maybe this is a blessing in disguise. I’m not high on Collins, but that’s probably because I have never really seen him play. Shit, start him at PF with Noah at center and lets fucking run! Get out, fill the lanes and try to outscore some teams. Not saying Nurk isn’t the reason we aren’t playing uptempo, but lets see what the kind has.

That said, I just looked at our schedule and see who we play the next two games.......... I take back everything I just typed,

The frontcourt defense with Noah+Collins would be very solid. I don't see why we don't try. C'mon Stotts...

 

[BrunoSOC]

Any news on nurkic?

 

[Labinot41]

Any news on nurkic?

 

[Driew]

I thought nurk was out for like three weeks...of course he's not practicing lol

 

[Labinot41]

I thought nurk was out for like three weeks...of course he's not practicing lol

Just because you tought he is out for 3 weeks doesn't mean that he is out for 3 weeks. You are not a doctor. And he said if it's up to him, he plays against the rockets. So let's see what happens

 

[THE HCP]

Just because you tought he is out for 3 weeks doesn't mean that he is out for 3 weeks. You are not a doctor.

You related to JinxSpeed?

 

[Strenuus]

Just because you tought he is out for 3 weeks doesn't mean that he is out for 3 weeks. You are not a doctor. And he said if it's up to him, he plays against the rockets. So let's see what happens

You missed his sarcasm......

 

[Driew]

Just because you tought he is out for 3 weeks doesn't mean that he is out for 3 weeks. You are not a doctor. And he said if it's up to him, he plays against the rockets. So let's see what happens

Oh that's good the last report I read was like two-three weeks.

 

[THE HCP]

I have no knowledge of the situation, but that doesn’t look like he’s missing only 1 game!

 

[e_blazer]

Whaddaya mean. It looks like his foot is still attached to his leg. Nurk's good to go.

 

[dviss1]

I have no knowledge of the situation, but that doesn’t look like he’s missing only 1 game!

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Look at the bottom of his foot. No traction or treads.

He may have sat out of practice but what's on his ankle is to keep it warm. Not something like a walking cast.

 

[riverman]

Meyers can has a rare opportunity to walk the walk for a stretch of games...

 

[THE HCP]

 

[Orion Bailey]

That always confused me. “Negative” for what? Negative that it fell the fuck off his leg?

Right? So then a break is Positive? In what way shape or form is a break fucking positive???????

This is some Gallagher shit right here. Like...
Why do they call them apartments when they are all stuck together???????????

 

[riverman]

Right? So then a break is Positive? In what way shape or form is a break fucking positive???????

This is some Gallagher shit right here. Like...
Why do they call them apartments when they are all stuck together???????????

Or Stephen Wright....it's a small world but I sure as fuck wouldn't want to paint it

 

[Orion Bailey]

Or Stephen Wright....it's a small world but I sure as fuck wouldn't want to paint it

Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?????????

 

[Boob-No-More]

Just because you tought he is out for 3 weeks doesn't mean that he is out for 3 weeks. You are not a doctor. And he said if it's up to him, he plays against the rockets. So let's see what happens

Apparently, it's not up to him:

http://www.nba.com/article/2017/12/...f-nurkic-out-saturdays-game-against-houston#/

BNM

 

[Mr. Robot]

Id trade him right now... POR fans dont deserve him

 

[stampedehero]

The way things are going, maybe this is a blessing in disguise. I’m not high on Collins, but that’s probably because I have never really seen him play. Shit, start him at PF with Noah at center and lets fucking run! Get out, fill the lanes and try to outscore some teams. Not saying Nurk isn’t the reason we aren’t playing uptempo, but lets see what the kind has.

That said, I just looked at our schedule and see who we play the next two games.......... I take back everything I just typed,

Next two are predicted losses no matter who is starting.