Official 2010 Civil War Trash Talk Thread!

[Wheels]

Made one of these last year... anyone have any new jokes or insults? Just try and not make me have to edit any personal attacks please and thanks!

Good Luck to you this weekend OSU Biebers!!!

err... Beavers.

 

[Wheels]

 

[Mamba]

I'm sitting in a Starbucks waiting for my next class. This absolutely cracked me up.

 

[Wheels]

not really trash talk but I liked this

 

[OSUBlazerfan]

How could we possibly trash talk this year *sad*

 

[BoBoBREWSKI]

How could we possibly trash talk this year *sad*

My thoughts exactly. Only trash we can talk involves playboy playmates.

 

[Wheels]

dammit guys... it was more fun last year!

 

[Natebishop3]

The Beavers smell like tuna fish.

 

[Targus]

I have a good one:

Duck's win!

Anyone find it odd that for two years, we knocked the Beibers out of the Rose Bowl, and now, the worst that can happen is the Beibs knock us into the Rose Bowl?

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

We're going to figuratively do to the Beavers what their player do literally to sheep.

 

[Wheels]

 

[Wheels]

I'll keep it going!

 

[Wheels]

 

[Wheels]

 

[Targus]

Wheels, you gotta stop, man! That's even depressing for a Duck fan.

Not just the handsomeness of their fans, but the state of their emotions. Depressing, man. Depressing.

 

[Natebishop3]

If you want to fit in with the Beavs fans, wear hunting camo. They'll think you're awesome if you wear Mossy Oak or Realtree.

 

[STOMP]

a couple classics

STOMP

 

[BoBoBREWSKI]

 

[BoBoBREWSKI]

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[BLAZER PROPHET]

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From the beaver fan who's obviously fixated on blow up dolls.

Oh yeah, and sheep, too.

 

[Wheels]

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LMFAO!!!! I gotta give my props... this one is pretty good.

 

[Nate Dogg]

Even though I give the Beavers a 5% chance of an upset in Corvallis, lets not forget this 2007 Civil War in Eugene when the Beavs won for the first time in Autzen since 1993.
Ducks were ranked #17 on Dec 1, 2007.

 

[ehizzy3]

 

[oldmangrouch]

We're going to figuratively do to the Beavers what their player do literally to sheep.

Buy them dinner at Taco Bell and take them home to mama?

 

[Entity]

Even though I give the Beavers a 5% chance of an upset in Corvallis, lets not forget this 2007 Civil War in Eugene when the Beavs won for the first time in Autzen since 1993.
Ducks were ranked #17 on Dec 1, 2007.

That was that losing streak that occurred after Dennis Dixon got hurt, starting with Arizona. From #2 to the Sun Bowl in just three weekends.

 

[STOMP]

Even though I give the Beavers a 5% chance of an upset in Corvallis, lets not forget this 2007 Civil War in Eugene when the Beavs won for the first time in Autzen since 1993.
Ducks were ranked #17 on Dec 1, 2007.

lets also not forget that Oregon has a better winning percentage against the Beavers in Corvallis (.573) than at home (.519).

STOMP

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

Q: Why did OSU have to put artificial turf down at Reeser stadium?

A: To keep the cheerleaders from grazing.

 

[BoBoBREWSKI]

^
I'd be rich if I had a dollar for everytime I've heard that old joke.

 

[SlyPokerDog]