Ok everybody, confess your sins...

[julius]

obviously one of us has violated some kind of code of honor, and it's affecting the Blazers...

who did it!?

 

[barfo]

Obviously, me. I take full responsibility.

barfo

 

[julius]

Obviously, me. I take full responsibility.

barfo

I don't think your recent lupus joke explains the last 4 seasons.

 

[barfo]

I don't think your recent lupus joke explains the last 4 seasons.

It does. It's all my fault. You have to understand, God, being all omniscient and shit, knew that I was going to make that joke and started punishing us ahead of time. I'm not sure why the rest of you need to be punished, but you know, "mysterious ways".

barfo

 

[1 Eye Jack]

We jinxed ourselves as soon as we got Oden we proclaimed we'd win multiple championships.

 

[TripTango]

I may have once claimed that the Blazers were bigger than Jesus.

 

[Natebishop3]

We jinxed ourselves as soon as we got Oden we proclaimed we'd win multiple championships.

That's actually a pretty good theory.

 

[Rhal]

I just got my girlfriend pregnant the day before the thunder game so I blame this season on that.

 

[Minstrel]

When the Blazers drafted Oden, I said "There's no way the Blazers don't win a ton of championships and Oden doesn't end up leading the league in minutes played each season."

Then after Oden's first injury, I said "Oden will return with a vengeance and I defy even the gods to stop him."

After Oden's injury last season, I said "Look, gods, just take Przybilla and leave Oden alone. At least you can't stop Roy."

 

[barfo]

I just got my girlfriend pregnant the day before the thunder game so I blame this season on that.

Uhm, well.... I think you were less involved in that than you think. If you know what I mean...

barfo

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

Uhm, well.... I think you were less involved in that than you think. If you know what I mean...

barfo

He only missed two minutes.

 

[Natebishop3]

When the Blazers drafted Oden, I said "There's no way the Blazers don't win a ton of championships and Oden doesn't end up leading the league in minutes played each season."

Then after Oden's first injury, I said "Oden will return with a vengeance and I defy even the gods to stop him."

After Oden's injury last season, I said "Look, gods, just take Przybilla and leave Oden alone. At least you can't stop Roy."

So you're the one to blame?

 

[Minstrel]

So you're the one to blame?

I still think the gods are pretty lame and Oden will crush them.

Roy, though...yeah. I think that was my bad.

 

[Natebishop3]

I still think the gods are pretty lame and Oden will crush them.

Roy, though...yeah. I think that was my bad.

Your punishment will be 20 days confinement with nothing but Blazer games and Mixum in your room.

 

[VanillaGorilla]

I called my dad "father" once.

 

[TradeNurkicNow]

1. Blazer fans blew their collective loads in anticipation for something good without remembering number 2:
2. The Portland Trailblazers are officially under a Wizard's Curse. Any feelings of excitement will return in injury.

 

[Natebishop3]

As long as Oregon us under a democrat for Governor, we shall never win a championship. Sorry, but it's true

 

[Minstrel]

As long as Oregon us under a democrat for Governor, we shall never win a championship. Sorry, but it's true

Trail Blazers' one championship: 1977.

Oregon's governor in 1977: Robert W. Straub.

Robert W. Straub's party affiliation: Democrat.

NateBishop's attempted joke: backfired.

Sorry to have to do that to you, man.

 

[Natebishop3]

Trail Blazers' one championship: 1977.

Oregon's governor in 1977: Robert W. Straub.

Robert W. Straub's party affiliation: Democrat.

NateBishop's attempted joke: backfired.

Sorry to have to do that to you, man.

Wait wait wait.... I meant that we can't win ANOTHER championship. The gods demand balance!

 

[Nate Dogg]

I cheated on my wife, because she didn't want to give me attention or intimacy and having sex once a month was making me unhappy and I had to reach out and I didn't feel like a roomate anymore.
That's okay, our divorce paperwork is 99% signed anways.

 

[Mediocre Man]

Dare I say all the injury crap happened when Nate was hired.

 

[1 Eye Jack]

Sacrifices must be made inform your significant others that you must have sex at least 3 times a week until all knees are healed.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I have Oden and Roy jerseys.

x

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Re: Re: Ok everybody, confess your sins...

We jinxed ourselves as soon as we got Oden we proclaimed we'd win multiple championships.

Yeah. What then happened is pritchard gave a 20/10 power forward for less than zero because if this. He got a big head about it. Addition by subtraction does not work. You get less talent and depth and that's a problem now.

x

 

[Nikolokolus]

I tear tags off of mattresses and pillows.


*phew* it feels good to get that off my chest; what a relief.

 

[THE HCP]

I just rubbed one out in the shower, reverse cuff even!

 

[Natebishop3]

I just rubbed one out in the shower, reverse cuff even!

Only teenagers rub one out in the shower because they're afraid their mom will catch them.

 

[barfo]

Only teenagers rub one out in the shower because they're afraid their mom will catch them.

Real men do it at noon in Pioneer Square.

barfo

 

[MARIS61]

The mods are being punished for suspending MIXUM.

 

[Natebishop3]

Real men do it at noon *in the middle of Pioneer Square.

barfo

Fixed.