OK, guys, please explain

[crandc]

How on earth does someone do this and not be aware?

OK, maybe he'd had a couple? But honestly how drunk does a man have to be to not realize he'd just shot his dick half off?

Seriously. I wouldn't know, can one of you explain?

 

[Denny Crane]

Huh?

You're talking about the guy in Georgia, I believe.

Shock, probably dulled the pain.

He didn't want the DUI perhaps. So he went to a friend's house to assess the injury and to get a ride to the hospital.

 

[PDXFonz]

Are you asking if anyone who posts here has experience shooting their penis off?

 

[PapaG]

I've only choked mine before. Seems to like it.

 

[santeesioux]

I've never shot my dick off, so idk.

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

Motherfucking Obama.

 

[PapaG]

Motherfucking Obama.

Actually, it does sound like the guy could have used more bush.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

ive shot my penis off before, in the same way that soldiers shoot off cannons

a lot of good men died that day

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

You should be asking the dude from Wu-Tang Clan..

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

I would shoot myself in the cranium if I realized I'd just shot my head.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

My penis gets hard enough to stop bullets.

 

[Denny Crane]

My penis gets hard enough to stop bullets.

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[bodyman5000 and 1]

My penis gets hard enough to stop bullets.

You don't take your gun places besides men's figure skating competitions or men's volleyball matches?

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

Well, c'mon. Don't all guys shoot themselves in the penis getting gas?

 

[crandc]

I do understand shock temporarily mutes pain, but this dude was apparently unaware until he found the extra hole. Oi vey.

 

[Denny Crane]

I do understand shock temporarily mutes pain, but this dude was apparently unaware until he found the extra hole. Oi vey.

He was aware he shot himself. He just didn't drop trow to see what was damaged. I'm sure his ass hurt as much as everything else.

 

[MARIS61]

I guess the point the blogger is trying to make is Americans should not be allowed to drive cars, since nearly all drivers eventually have an accident that is their fault.

 

[jlprk]

I see articles in which feminists complain of genital mutilation overseas. But that only applies to women. Ha ha, this was a man!

Remember the woman who scalded her legs by spilling McDonalds coffee? Another funny one. Yuk yuk! Oops, that was a woman's pain, not a man's. Not funny.

 

[PapaG]

I see articles in which feminists complain of genital mutilation overseas. But that only applies to women. Ha ha, this was a man!

Remember the woman who scalded her legs by spilling McDonalds coffee? Another funny one. Yuk yuk! Oops, that was a woman's pain, not a man's. Not funny.

Huh wut?