BLAZER PROPHET
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DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
40-ish...............................49.
Adventurous.....................Slept with everyone.
Athletic.............................No breasts.
Average looking.................Mooooooooo.
Beautiful...........................Pathological liar.
Family Values....................I have 3 kids from 3 fathers.
Emotionally Secure............On Medication.
Feminist............................Fat, Ugly, Loud & Obnoxious.
Free spirit..........................Junkie.
Friendship first...................Former slut.
New-Age............................Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned.....................No BJs.
Open-minded......................Desperate.
Outgoing............................ Loud and Embarrassing.
Professional.........................Bitch.
Voluptuous..........................Very Fat.
Large frame.........................Obese.
Wants Soul mate.................Stalker.
Women's English
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive = Is sex all you ever think about?
Men's English
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Great cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex right now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
10. Can I take you to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
40-ish...............................49.
Adventurous.....................Slept with everyone.
Athletic.............................No breasts.
Average looking.................Mooooooooo.
Beautiful...........................Pathological liar.
Family Values....................I have 3 kids from 3 fathers.
Emotionally Secure............On Medication.
Feminist............................Fat, Ugly, Loud & Obnoxious.
Free spirit..........................Junkie.
Friendship first...................Former slut.
New-Age............................Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned.....................No BJs.
Open-minded......................Desperate.
Outgoing............................ Loud and Embarrassing.
Professional.........................Bitch.
Voluptuous..........................Very Fat.
Large frame.........................Obese.
Wants Soul mate.................Stalker.
Women's English
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive = Is sex all you ever think about?
Men's English
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Great cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex right now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
10. Can I take you to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
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