OT:Blaze

[riverman]

http://news.yahoo.com/fire-chief-says-blaze-destroys-historic-stadium-oregon-032442347.html
Has the Blazers mascot been a secret pyromaniac? I know that's a bad joke but what a tragedy in Eugene

 

[riverman]

I used to take my son there all the time to watch the Ems..terrible place to have a fire..that's an old neighborhood

 

[barfo]

I used to take my son there all the time to watch the Ems..

Dad? Is that you?

barfo

 

[riverman]

Dad? Is that you?

barfo

I've bought you your last chili dog son..does your mom still drink like a fish?

 

[barfo]

I've bought you your last chili dog son..does your mom still drink like a fish?

You knew she was a mermaid when you married her.

barfo

 

[riverman]

You knew she was a mermaid when you married her.

barfo

I was thinking more along the lines of beached whale, but I'm not an expert in mermaid anatomy

 

[santeesioux]

I was thinking more along the lines of beached whale, but I'm not an expert in mermaid anatomy

You are riverman after all, not oceanman.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

I was thinking more along the lines of beached whale, but I'm not an expert in mermaid anatomy

What does that say about you marrying a beached whale?

 

[barfo]

I'm not an expert in mermaid anatomy

TMI, Dad, but maybe that's why the marriage didn't last?

barfo

 

[riverman]

What does that say about you marrying a beached whale?

She lied, I never married her..took weeks to get rid of the old fish smell. It was a dark beach, no moon, I was drunk, she was drunker

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

She lied, I never married her..took weeks to get rid of the old fish smell. It was a dark beach, no moon, I was drunk, she was drunker

It would be better if you had been "drunker". At least from what I can tell of your story...

 

[Voodoo]

Shit my dog's name is Blaze - no no for real, his name is seriously Blaze it was given to him when he was in the pound and I stuck with it. Blaze's got some 'splain'n to do!! Was wondering where he was earlier. Seriously though, it is sad news even though I have never been there.