OT: 'Bron likes pigs?

[THE HCP]

LeBron James has the swine flu? Oink Oink! Of course I just drafted him in my fantasy league!

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=4562956

 

[BenDavis503]

Gross

 

[Ed O]

Wouldn't it be a trip if James died of H1N1 before Magic Johnson died of HIV?

Hope he doesn't have H1N1 and I hope he gets well soon...

Ed O.

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

LeSwine..

 

[VanillaGorilla]

Wouldn't it be a trip if James died of H1N1 before Magic Johnson died of HIV?

Hope he doesn't have H1N1 and I hope he gets well soon...

Ed O.

I heard that 80% of the flu cases out there right now are swine flu.. and I also heard it is not much worse and actually can be better than if you have the regular flu.

 

[ehizzy3]

crab flu

 

[Blazer_Hippie]

I heard that 80% of the flu cases out there right now are swine flu.. and I also heard it is not much worse and actually can be better than if you have the regular flu.

Not sure I believe that bit about it being better...they are now finding some lung issues in people with swine flu...but it's definitely not some crazy "Outbreak" type thing.

On a related note, I'm eating a lot of bacon to increase my resistance to the swine flu.

 

[barfo]

On a related note, I'm eating a lot of bacon to increase my resistance to the swine flu.

Mistake. Swine flu is not transmitted via the digestive tract. What you need to do is stuff a lot of bacon up your nose.

If that sounds a little painful, there are alternatives. With a mirror and a razor blade, you can chop the bacon into a fine dust which you can then snort. It might make you squeal.

Another alternative is the volcano. Vaporize that bacon and suck it deep into your lungs.

barfo