OT: Greg Oden has no pull at pool parties in Hawaii (what he's up to now).

[EL PRESIDENTE]

http://2daysports.com/greg-oden-told-to-go-to-back-of-the-line-at-bacardi-pool-party-2172.html

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

 

[RR7]

his arms look pretty skinny compared to when he was here.

 

[Boob-No-More]

Dude sure doesn't look happy. Shit Greg, lighten up, you're in Hawaii, you're a millionaire, and according to the guy next to you, you have a dick that's about a foot and a half long.

BNM

 

[santeesioux]

Now that looks like a guy ready to make it back to the nba and make us look like idiots for getting rid of him.

 

[julius]

Yep, thats the face and body language of someone who obviously was ruined by Portland, our weather, our fans and the team.

Good to see he's making an effort to get back in the NBA.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

Now that's a fall from grace.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

i wonder how his rudder effects his swimming technique

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

i wonder how his rudder effects his swimming technique

It has an anchoring effect.

 

[BBert]

i wonder how his rudder effects his swimming technique

I believe you are actually refering to his 'keel'. He should be quite stable for a seven footer.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

i thought black guys were afraid of water, thats why they dont play hockey

 

[jlprk]

He looks unhappy in every picture because he knows that every single one will be put on the interhet.

 

[BBert]

He looks unhappy in every picture because he knows that every single one will be put on the interhet.

Or in Greg's case, let's just call it the "interhate".

 

[3RA1N1AC]

hes a chameleon

 

[jlprk]

With these awful tablet touchscreens, I have to edit about 3 spelling errors per sentence. And the cursor doesn't go to my exact target, so it takes 3 attempts to return to each correction.

For example I just now returned to target because it said targe. I had pushed the t but nothing happened.

On the other hand, they are so cheap...$200 for my Blackberry Playbook and $240 for my Samsung Galaxy. (I recommend the Blackberry.)

 

[3RA1N1AC]

cheap stuff is awful, nice analysis

 

[THE HCP]

He looks unhappy in every picture because he knows that every single one will be put on the interhet.

Actually, I believe this is correct. The guys hate getting their pics taken with strangers.

 

[dviss1]

i thought black guys were afraid of water, thats why they dont play hockey

No, we don't play hockey because there's a bunch of crazy white folk with sticks.

I'm actually a great swimmer.

 

[VanillaGorilla]

Actually, I believe this is correct. The guys hate getting their pics taken with strangers.

How stupid. They only make money because of these 'strangers'.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Yeah. You don't want fans? Back of the line then!

{Poasted via palm pilot}

 

[BlazerCaravan]

How stupid. They only make money because of these 'strangers'.

It's still a method of exploiting them though. Yeah, fame and fortune is oh-so-hard on those poor boys, but still, they are being exploited, a tiny bit, every day.

 

[maxiep]

I'll admit it: I'm still not over what he could have (and should have) been with us. Just a sad, sad story.

 

[PapaG]

Actually, I believe this is correct. The guys hate getting their pics taken with strangers.

Well, maybe not all strangers.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I've been to this party before. no line. i have more pull in hawaii than Greg Fucking Oden, brah. #localsonly

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[THE HCP]

I hate that fans would just go out of their way to bug somebody like Greg just to get a picture taken! Act like you've been there before!

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

did he enjoy the sandwhich you made him?

 

[jlprk]

A year ago I proved on this board who the first one is. She's 6 foot 9. The second one's new. She looks quite tall too. Who is she and what's her height?

 

[ebott]

I hate that fans would just go out of their way to bug somebody like Greg just to get a picture taken! Act like you've been there before!

But they haven't.

 

[THE HCP]

Green font FAMS.

 

[PapaG]

Green font FAMS.

I've been to parties like that with athletes. You're right, though. I never took the jock-sniffing photos with any of them, nor why would I want to do so?