OT: Robin Williams: "Weapons Of Self Destruction"

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I don't like alluding to the OP title, but it is the Williams Titled Tour of 2009.
In this comedy special taped at DAR Constitution Hall, his first solo special on the network in seven years, Williams covers such topics as global warming, sex and politics, the state of health care in the country (suggesting a cash for clunkers program for elderly relatives, among other things), drugs - recreational and otherwise - and more personal topics, including his recent heart surgery.

One of the most hilarious stand ups I've ever seen.



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Here's link to some of the quotes to this hilarious stand up....
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1560169/quotes

 

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Robin Williams: I have a GPS in my car. I was driving across the Golden Gate Bridge, I was halfway across, and all of a sudden the car went "take a right turn."
[laughter]
Robin Williams: "What? No can do, HAL. Not that depressed, really." And the car went "Really, Robin? I saw Bicentennial Man."
[laughter]
Robin Williams: "Shut the fuck up!"
[laughter]
Robin Williams: "Damn you!

 

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obin Williams: If you have a parrot, do not leave them in the bedroom. They hear everything. All of a sudden, you'll have guests over for dinner and the parrot will go "not the ass!"
[laughter]
Robin Williams: [feigning laughter] Woah! Petey! He's been watching porn again!
[laughter]
Robin Williams: "Fuck me, Teddy! Fuck me hard!"
[laughter]
Robin Williams: [feigning laughter again] Honey, who's Teddy?
[laughter]

 

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obin Williams: If you have a parrot, do not leave them in the bedroom. They hear everything. All of a sudden, you'll have guests over for dinner and the parrot will go "not the ass!"
[laughter]
Robin Williams: [feigning laughter] Woah! Petey! He's been watching porn again!
[laughter]
Robin Williams: "Fuck me, Teddy! Fuck me hard!"
[laughter]
Robin Williams: [feigning laughter again] Honey, who's Teddy?
[laughter]

I fall on the floor rolling in laughter when I hear that part......!!!

 

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