OT: So who still wants Greg Monroe on the Blazers?

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irrelevant story beyond the DUI... why did they even have to mention that?
 
I think after we see the video of him peeing on himself, Adam Silver should ban him from the League and the Pistons should terminate his contract.

After that, he can be quartered at halftime of the first Pistons homegame.
 
So some sadist cops wouldn't let a drunk guy use the bathroom? That'll teach him.
 
.089 is all he blew. DUI isn't good, but that's literally less than three beers.
 
Not allowing DUI arrestees to go to the bathroom is a routine torture method that police use. It's normal for those arrested to urinate in their pants.

The article says that police lied to Monroe that they wouldn't tell the media that he pissed in his pants (while they took a couple of hours to book him).

Who wants Monroe? Any fan with a brain.
 
I don't think the police leaked it. It probably got released via FOIA or whatever else media uses to get access to the police reports.
 
With this news, he should fit right in with the lakers
 
blue32 said:
I don't think the police leaked it. It probably got released via FOIA or whatever else media uses to get access to the police reports.
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I really hope those were intentional urination jokes.

And I'd still want Monroe on the Blazers; it would just depend on what he cost, in gold and treasure.
 
.09 . . . he wasn't even really drunk. Strange that he pissed on himself.

If I'm Monroe, I'm taking some deal . . . with his defense he really doesn't stand a chance.
 
Monroe traded to bucks to be mentored by Jason Kidd
 
Treaty_of_Batum said:
.09 . . . he wasn't even really drunk. Strange that he pissed on himself.
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Again, standard police MO. Torture the 'drunk' guy by not letting him use the bathroom until he urinates on himself. It's also hilarious. To cops.
 
Never wanted him in the first place. He's got a little J.J. Hickson in him (aka, gaudy personal stats, but doesn't really help his team win).

Who would we give up to get him? Lopez? Aldridge? Even if there was some way to get Monroe while keeping both Lopez and Aldridge, Monroe wouldn't be happy coming off the bench. He's been a starter for the last three years. His production peaked his second season and has gone down each season since. His net production has never been that great (again, very Hickson like) and according to 82games.com, his net production was negative last season.

Also, like Hickson, he wants a big contract and he wants to start. No thanks, he ONLY big I want on the current Pistons roster is Andre Drummond. If Neil can pull that off, he truly is a genius.

BNM
 
jlprk said:
Not allowing DUI arrestees to go to the bathroom is a routine torture method that police use. It's normal for those arrested to urinate in their pants.

The article says that police lied to Monroe that they wouldn't tell the media that he pissed in his pants (while they took a couple of hours to book him).

Who wants Monroe? Any fan with a brain.
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I would take him in a heart beat. Especially in a year when LA is in the wind. LA stats that he's going to stay but then again it wouldn't be abnormal for a player with LA's tenure to leave a city in chase of a ring to make his legacy better. I think it would be wise to have that insurance policy at the very least. In regards to him urinating on himself, I have seen on cops (When doing a DUII arrest) where police constantly refuse to allow a person to use a bathroom to urinate. To me, considering the person is now in police custody, the police should have to respect the persons need to urinate. I would be surprised if this issue hasn't been in the court system under a civil complaint. If not, it should be.
 
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1honestfan said:
I would take him in a heart beat. Especially in a year when LA is in the wind. LA stats that he's going to stay but then again it wouldn't be abnormal for a player with LA's tenure to leave a city in chase of a ring to make his legacy better. I think it would be wise to have that insurance policy at the very least.
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And how exactly do we get him and why now? Monroe considers himself a max contract player. He reportedly told Detroit he wouldn't sign a max extension with them this summer. He accepted the qualifying offer, which means he'll be a UFA next July and can sign anywhere. Of course, if we somehow get him now, we would have his Bird rights, which basically gives us the opportunity to overpay him more than anyone else.

No thanks. I'd rather put all our eggs into resigning Aldridge. If he doesn't resign here, then we look at other options. I think adding a player like Monroe, who is also in a contract year and will be bitching about PT if he isn't starting, sends the wrong message to Aldridge - that he is expendable. And I think that kind of disrespect is exactly the kind of thing that would cause him to sign elsewhere.

BNM
 
Look what the stinkin cops did. They made him solve a third grade subtraction problem, forced him to repeat aphabetic progressive patterns and assumed he could not walk straight if he was on a hill. They probably sucker punched him, called a reporter to blast his name as a urination expert all over the media. That may be one possibility and if he is offered 60K a year we should take him.
 
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