OT: Statements from Teams to Fans (Bill Simmons tweets- HILARIOUS)

[BTOWN_HUSTLA]

Let's try this out. check out Bill simmons tweets.

Statement just released by Milwaukee Bucks to their fans: "Dear fans, go eff yourselves. Die. We hate you. Go away."

Statement No. 2 from Bucks to fans: "We wanted cap flexibility so we could sign Bobby Simmons to another $50 million deal in 2010. Eff you."

Statement No. 3 from Bucks to fans: "Any time you can turn the No. 6 pick in 2007 into 3 expiring contracts, you have to do it. Drop dead."

Statement from Minnesota to its fans: "Good news! We have the No. 5 + 6 picks in a 4-player draft! Wait, where are you going?"

guy is a Blazers hater, but he is on fire!

 

[BTOWN_HUSTLA]

Re: Statements from Teams to Fans (Bill Simmons tweets- HILARIOUS)

oops, supposed to be OT

 

[RR7]

Re: Statements from Teams to Fans (Bill Simmons tweets- HILARIOUS)

Bill Simmons sucks

 

[Natebishop3]

Re: Statements from Teams to Fans (Bill Simmons tweets- HILARIOUS)

Bill Simmons can lick my balls.

 

[BTOWN_HUSTLA]

Re: Statements from Teams to Fans (Bill Simmons tweets- HILARIOUS)

Bill Simmons can lick my balls.

let him know!

 

[Ed O]

Re: Statements from Teams to Fans (Bill Simmons tweets- HILARIOUS)

I just don't find the man funny.

Ed O.

 

[BTOWN_HUSTLA]

Re: Statements from Teams to Fans (Bill Simmons tweets- HILARIOUS)

I thought they were good. pretty spot on!

 

[BTOWN_HUSTLA]

Re: Statements from Teams to Fans (Bill Simmons tweets- HILARIOUS)

you guys suck, fine...merge this into stupid random thoughts thread. thanks!

 

[Ed O]

Re: Statements from Teams to Fans (Bill Simmons tweets- HILARIOUS)

you guys suck, fine...merge this into stupid random thoughts thread. thanks!

It seems like a reasonable topic. I just don't find him funny is all.



Ed O.

 

[Natebishop3]

If I ever met Simmons, I would love to ask him why he hates the Blazers so much.

 

[andalusian]

He is funny.

 

[alex42083]

I hate Twitter.

 

[Nikolokolus]

If I ever met Simmons, I would love to ask him why he hates the Blazers so much.

I might do that too, but I'd probably do it while he's clutching his neck gasping for air because I just punched him in his throat.

 

[Reep]

I know he doesn't know anything about basketball, but . . .

. . . the guy is funny to me. One of my highlights of the draft is reading his recount of watching the draft with his Dad. Great stuff.

 

[craigehlo]

If I ever met Simmons, I would love to ask him why he hates the Blazers so much.

Aside from that, I wonder why he loves the Thunder so much? All they they have are two SFs and a SG trying to play point. Dude gushes over them at every opportunity but calls the Blazer "overrated" in his last podcast with Chad Ford.

 

[BTOWN_HUSTLA]

posted this:

@sportsguy33 http://bit.ly/PPDGj this is a discussion on you from Blazer fans wondering why you hate us.

 

[RR7]

I can care les if he hates us. That sounds more like pettyness. He just doesn't know the NBA nearly as well as he thinks he does. That, and his extremely lame hopping on the Bruins after they got good. What a fucking bandwagon loser. That pissed me off. Fuck him. Throw your kids in front of the tv while you write your next shitty article Bill. Screw ESPn for payng him. He's trash. Relates to my comments in another thread, but if one of us was paid to write about sports, we would do 10X the quality he does.

 

[DaRizzle]

I think Bill Simmons hates in the right way, I find him amusing even when he rags on the Lakers....Now if u guys read TJ Simers, now that a cazy asshole hater

 

[KingSpeed]

I think he's hilarious.

 

[RickyRubio]

Those were pretty funny lol especially the one about the T-Wolves hahahahaha

 

[blue32]

fuck twitter, and fuck billl simmmmmmons.

 

[BTOWN_HUSTLA]

@sportsguy33 Cleveland's trade for Shaq was like someone buying homeowner's insurance 4 weeks after losing everything in a house robbery.Cleveland's trade for Shaq was like someone buying homeowner's insurance 4 weeks after losing everything in a house robbery.

 

[Minstrel]

Re: Statements from Teams to Fans (Bill Simmons tweets- HILARIOUS)

I just don't find the man funny.

Same. His shtick is not very creative, essentially akin to the types of "snide" comments fans make all the time. I tried reading his most recent column earlier tonight because I was bored and thought something funny about the draft would be good. His "open letter to Blake Griffin" about how the Clippers were cursed was intensely boring. Way to jump on material that's been done to death.

He's a younger Andy Rooney. He's adept at recycling thoroughly dated/flogged jokes and imparting nothing new or funny to them.

 

[Rodolfo]

he wrote, "go eff yourself", on twitter? What a douche bag!

 

[Boob-No-More]

There was actually a time when Bill Simmons was pretty funny.

Unfortunately, it was just that one time.

BNM

 

[BTOWN_HUSTLA]

# I'm so on fire with Dunleavy jokes that Dunleavy just brought in an ice-cold Daniel Ewing off the bench to slow me down.13 minutes ago from web

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Mike Dunleavy saying someone has no credibility is like Michael Richards calling someone a racist.16 minutes ago from web

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Ok, 1 more: Q: "What do you get when you cross cheap suits, booing, 35-point losses + players mailing it in?" A: The Mike Dunleavy Era.33 minutes ago from web

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1 more joke: Q: "What do you call a coach who decimated 40% of his team's season ticket holders base?" A: "Mike Dunleavy."36 minutes ago from web

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Here's a joke: "What do you call an NBA coach who's 194-298 with the Clips?" A: "Still employed!!!" Now that's a funny joke.38 minutes ago from web

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On Cowherd's show, Dunleavy just called me a "joke writer" & said I had "no credibility." Pot, I'd like you to meet kettle!

 

[DaRizzle]

^lol, awesome

 

[Erroneous Subterfuge]

# I'm so on fire with Dunleavy jokes that Dunleavy just brought in an ice-cold Daniel Ewing off the bench to slow me down.13 minutes ago from web

#
Mike Dunleavy saying someone has no credibility is like Michael Richards calling someone a racist.16 minutes ago from web

#
Ok, 1 more: Q: "What do you get when you cross cheap suits, booing, 35-point losses + players mailing it in?" A: The Mike Dunleavy Era.33 minutes ago from web

#
1 more joke: Q: "What do you call a coach who decimated 40% of his team's season ticket holders base?" A: "Mike Dunleavy."36 minutes ago from web

#
Here's a joke: "What do you call an NBA coach who's 194-298 with the Clips?" A: "Still employed!!!" Now that's a funny joke.38 minutes ago from web

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On Cowherd's show, Dunleavy just called me a "joke writer" & said I had "no credibility." Pot, I'd like you to meet kettle!

Dunleavy actually listed several facts as to why Simmons doesn't know what he's talking about and this is all he can do to respond? What a moron.

 

[axs88]

Dunleavy actually listed several facts as to why Simmons doesn't know what he's talking about and this is all he can do to respond? What a moron.

Huh? He called him a joke writer, so he wrote some jokes. Gotta love it.

 

[Erroneous Subterfuge]

Huh? He called him a joke writer, so he wrote some jokes. Gotta love it.

Huh? You must not have listened to the show then. And no, I don't gotta love it. I really really don't.