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Rick2583

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Put on your galoshes
Turn the antenna to fix the reception.
Fix your nylons your seem is crooked.
My dad bought me an 8-track player.
The new 45s came out today.
The S&H green stamps catalog is here
Gee whiz, gosh, golly.
How about a game of Jacks.
Do you wanna play hopscotch.
Anyone see my hulla hoop.
You're gettin a lickin when we get home.
Wait until your father gets home.
I need a new garter belt.
Get to the bank before it closes at 3.
I got a job as a gal Friday.
My TV is at the repair shop
I need new heels so I'll to the shoemaker
Just for that no TV for a week.
Get up and change the channel.
Here's a note for the grocery man so you can get me my cigarettes.
Before you go out change into your play clothes.
Where's my skate key?
Lets say grace.
Can we go to the five & dime store?
Mom is ironing.
Where's my apron.
Flip the record over.
I called the doctor, he's on his way.
Tag, you're it.
plop plop fizz fizz oh what a relief it is.
Get me a coke at the soda fountain.
Come to marlboro country.
My new record player is a stero.
Take these rolls of film to the drugstore.
I'm done eating, may I be excused from the table?
Can I carry your books for you?
"What number please"?
I'll dial that number for you.
I got a transistor radio for my birthday.
Look both ways before crossing.
"I know you are but what am I?"
"You wash & I'll dry & put away".
Leave a note for the milkman
Make sure you wash behind your ears.
Time to defrost the freezer.
Fill up the ice trays.
Don't forget to wind the alarm clock.

And finally, "I pledge allegiance to the flag".

BRING BACK ANY MEMORIES?
 
...when was the last time someone asked you to "put on your thinking cap" ?

...I can't remember the last time I bought postage stamps.

...I can't remember the last time I had a car payment. (probably about 20 years)
 
Can you Xerox that document for me?

Put the tape in the player (cassette or VCR).

Put a new disk (or floppy) in the drive.

Turn the channel (as in physically turn the dial or knob).

Have you seen my Walkman?

OK I grant Rick an exception on these....lol!
 
Obviously this Billy has a lot better things to do with his time.....
 
We make our boys ask to be excused & if they don't, back to the table they go...
 
totus44 said:
Obviously this Billy has a lot better things to do with his time.....
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Yeah, Billy is very busy recently. I have neglected to tell him about this place...... And Totus, I completely caught your hidden reference. I think so too lol!! He's an awesome guy.
 
Rick2583 said:
Put on your galoshes
Turn the antenna to fix the reception.
Fix your nylons your seem is crooked.
My dad bought me an 8-track player.
The new 45s came out today.
The S&H green stamps catalog is here
Gee whiz, gosh, golly.
How about a game of Jacks.
Do you wanna play hopscotch.
Anyone see my hulla hoop.
You're gettin a lickin when we get home.
Wait until your father gets home.
I need a new garter belt.
Get to the bank before it closes at 3.
I got a job as a gal Friday.
My TV is at the repair shop
I need new heels so I'll to the shoemaker
Just for that no TV for a week.
Get up and change the channel.
Here's a note for the grocery man so you can get me my cigarettes.
Before you go out change into your play clothes.
Where's my skate key?
Lets say grace.
Can we go to the five & dime store?
Mom is ironing.
Where's my apron.
Flip the record over.
I called the doctor, he's on his way.
Tag, you're it.
plop plop fizz fizz oh what a relief it is.
Get me a coke at the soda fountain.
Come to marlboro country.
My new record player is a stero.
Take these rolls of film to the drugstore.
I'm done eating, may I be excused from the table?
Can I carry your books for you?
"What number please"?
I'll dial that number for you.
I got a transistor radio for my birthday.
Look both ways before crossing.
"I know you are but what am I?"
"You wash & I'll dry & put away".
Leave a note for the milkman
Make sure you wash behind your ears.
Time to defrost the freezer.
Fill up the ice trays.
Don't forget to wind the alarm clock.

And finally, "I pledge allegiance to the flag".

BRING BACK ANY MEMORIES?
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GROOVY- RICK....! :smile:
 
totus44 said:
Can you Xerox that document for me?

Put the tape in the player (cassette or VCR).

Put a new disk (or floppy) in the drive.

Turn the channel (as in physically turn the dial or knob).

Have you seen my Walkman?

OK I grant Rick an exception on these....lol!
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Your coming in loud and clear, in this Tin Can and string, Oky Phone...!

Where do you buy those spare parts for my Tube TV and Radio?
 
I felt her up.
Do you french kiss?
I promise I'll pull out.
Can I get 6-7 joints out of this nickel bag?
I'd like a six pack of Reingold.
Is that a hickey on your neck?
 
Rick2583 said:
Put on your galoshes
Turn the antenna to fix the reception.
Fix your nylons your seem is crooked.
My dad bought me an 8-track player.
The new 45s came out today.
The S&H green stamps catalog is here
Gee whiz, gosh, golly.
How about a game of Jacks.
Do you wanna play hopscotch.
Anyone see my hulla hoop.
You're gettin a lickin when we get home.
Wait until your father gets home.
I need a new garter belt.
Get to the bank before it closes at 3.
I got a job as a gal Friday.
My TV is at the repair shop
I need new heels so I'll to the shoemaker
Just for that no TV for a week.
Get up and change the channel.
Here's a note for the grocery man so you can get me my cigarettes.
Before you go out change into your play clothes.
Where's my skate key?
Lets say grace.
Can we go to the five & dime store?
Mom is ironing.
Where's my apron.
Flip the record over.
I called the doctor, he's on his way.
Tag, you're it.
plop plop fizz fizz oh what a relief it is.
Get me a coke at the soda fountain.
Come to marlboro country.
My new record player is a stero.
Take these rolls of film to the drugstore.
I'm done eating, may I be excused from the table?
Can I carry your books for you?
"What number please"?
I'll dial that number for you.
I got a transistor radio for my birthday.
Look both ways before crossing.
"I know you are but what am I?"
"You wash & I'll dry & put away".
Leave a note for the milkman
Make sure you wash behind your ears.
Time to defrost the freezer.
Fill up the ice trays.
Don't forget to wind the alarm clock.

And finally, "I pledge allegiance to the flag".

BRING BACK ANY MEMORIES?
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Hammerojustice said:
We make our boys ask to be excused & if they don't, back to the table they go...
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OK, in addition to having the boys (& hammerette when she's older) asking to be excused, we also have no issues taking away a week (or more) of TV, we make the boys change before playing outside, they've played tag, they have a respect for me & know I'll both support my bride & her stance & will most definitely punish as needed, they help loading & unloading/drying the dishes, wash behind their ears, we say grace, my oldest says the pledge of allegiance & my younger son knows it, we have a turn table, no video games in the house BTW, know how to fill ice trays, & you can be damn sure they'll learn to be chivalrous (carrying her books)...

My bride knows where her apron is & irons when she needs to.... That being said, it isn't her job & I do help as needed... We do need to defrost the chest freezer too...

What about, needing change for the payphone? Or even knowing where & what a payphone is?
 
Hammerojustice said:
OK, in addition to having the boys (& hammerette when she's older) asking to be excused, we also have no issues taking away a week (or more) of TV, we make the boys change before playing outside, they've played tag, they have a respect for me & know I'll both support my bride & her stance & will most definitely punish as needed, they help loading & unloading/drying the dishes, wash behind their ears, we say grace, my oldest says the pledge of allegiance & my younger son knows it, we have a turn table, no video games in the house BTW, know how to fill ice trays, & you can be damn sure they'll learn to be chivalrous (carrying her books)...

My bride knows where her apron is & irons when she needs to.... That being said, it isn't her job & I do help as needed... We do need to defrost the chest freezer too...

What about, needing change for the payphone? Or even knowing where & what a payphone is?
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Holy crap a house hold with morals & manners. You sound like a 50s family. I'm guessing handed down from your parents. And All I can say is...........good for you. and the kids will be better for it
 
Rick2583 said:
Holy crap a house hold with morals & manners. You sound like a 50s family. I'm guessing handed down from your parents. And All I can say is...........good for you. and the kids will be better for it
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Yeah, we kinda are a 50s family... And thanks
 
totus44 said:
Can you Xerox that document for me?

Put the tape in the player (cassette or VCR).

Put a new disk (or floppy) in the drive.

Turn the channel (as in physically turn the dial or knob).

Have you seen my Walkman?

OK I grant Rick an exception on these....lol!
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Where did my 8 tracks go? Along with the 78rpm LP's...?
 
I never look for a comb or hairbrush anymore, lol!
 
totus44 said:
I never look for a comb or hairbrush anymore, lol!
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Could it possibly be because you have a head that looks like a bowling ball? I mean why brush when you can just simonize the damn thing.
 
Rick2583 said:
Could it possibly be because you have a head that looks like a bowling ball? I mean why brush when you can just simonize the damn thing.
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Shave what's left off every morning sir. No shine though....that's a driving hazard.
 
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