Padre Grande Juan Carlos.........

[THE HCP]

The HCP is now legally a man of the cloth! My best friend asked me to marry him and his girl. Wedding is this Saturday and my license finally came in the mail today. Best part is I got this dope parking pass as a bonus!

For you church goin' folks....... would you rather be married by your best friend of 20 years or a perfect stranger who is a real man of the cloth?

 

[ABM]

How many Cracker Jack boxes did you have sift through to get that?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

why does it have your social security number on the certificate?

 

[THE HCP]

why does it have your social security number on the certificate?

Ha! You made me look!


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[THE HCP]

How many Cracker Jack boxes did you have sift through to get that?

C'mon, it wasn't that easy!


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[ABM]

C'mon, it wasn't that easy!


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Nah, it's all good, 'P. We all know you're the Father Guido Sarducci of S2.

 

[BlazerWookee]

John II?

Does that mean we can call you "Father Junior?"

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

Did you tell them just how much you enjoyed Religulous?

Aw snap!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

The HCP is now legally a man of the cloth! My best friend asked me to marry him and his girl. Wedding is this Saturday and my license finally came in the mail today. Best part is I got this dope parking pass as a bonus!

For you church goin' folks....... would you rather be married by your best friend of 20 years or a perfect stranger who is a real man of the cloth?

I thought maybe this was some sort of a scam but when I saw the parking permit I knew it was legit.

 

[THE HCP]

I'm totally going to keep that permit in my car and use it!


Sent from my baller ass iPad FAMS!

 

[MickZagger]

Ha! You made me look!


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You a slave to a page in my rhyme book.

 

[Charcoal Filtered]

For you church goin' folks....... would you rather be married by your best friend of 20 years or a perfect stranger who is a real man of the cloth?

Not a church going folk, but this would have been a great idea when I got married. I am still pissed at spending money for a man of the cloth. Fucker mispronounced both of our last names.

 

[THE HCP]

Not a church going folk, but this would have been a great idea when I got married. I am still pissed at spending money for a man of the cloth. Fucker mispronounced both of our last names.

That sucks, bet your girl(or guy.......not that there's anything wrong with that) was pissed!


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[MARIS61]

why does it have your social security number on the certificate?

Technically speaking, that's not HIS social security number.

 

[Charcoal Filtered]

That sucks, bet your girl(or guy.......not that there's anything wrong with that) was pissed!


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My wife did not show that much displeasure since her name usually gets mispronounced. I was pissed since I had emailed him to avoid this and had even talked with him before the ceremony to once more make sure he knew how to pronounce it. He then butchered mine and I almost punched him.

Nopachai is my wife's name. I told him to separate the three syllables, pronounce PA as in a dad and CHAI just like the tea. He then procedes to call her NOPACHI sounding like APACHE.
Walburn is mine. He pronounced it Wilburn.

Jackass.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

did you get some little boys in the mail with the certificate?

 

[Charcoal Filtered]

Even though we both lived out here at the time, we still married in the Midwest since most of our family is still there. We rented a historic mansion and the officiant was recommended by them. Wish we would have got married closer to where we live since we could have gotten a look at him beforehand. I think they should have warned us that not only was he incapable of handling small requests like pronouncing last names correctly, he also looked like Dick Cheney.

 

[THE HCP]

No my starter kit did not include young boys.

 

[BlazerWookee]

No my starter kit did not include young boys.

I bet your happy ending kit does...

 

[THE HCP]

Ouch^

 

[Further]

My cousin had the Rabbi mispronounce her first name, Ariella as Areola over and over. It was hard not to laugh.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

My cousin had the Rabbi mispronounce her first name, Ariella as Areola over and over. It was hard not to laugh.

What a boob.

 

[Haakzilla]

I'm totally going to keep that permit in my car and use it!

...where?! I am pretty sure you will still get a parking ticket, even if you are "Clergy Parking"

 

[Further]

What a boob.

I was tittering in my seat, I kept sagging down lower and lower in my chair. Finally I found a better chair that kept me upright, a real miraclechair. the ceremony took so long we almost missed the party, it was done just under the wire. We left the ceremony as couples walking two abreast.

 

[BlazerCaravan]

I was tittering in my seat, I kept sagging down lower and lower in my chair. Finally I found a better chair that kept me upright, a real miraclechair. the ceremony took so long we almost missed the party, it was done just under the wire. We left the ceremony as couples walking two abreast.

A+ for effort. Repped.

 

[THE HCP]

...where?! I am pretty sure you will still get a parking ticket, even if you are "Clergy Parking"

I was joking


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[THE HCP]

Rehearsal is tomorrow..... If all goes well Saturday, this might be a new career. You know anybody who's getting married?


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[THE HCP]

'Bout to go do this wedding thing! Wish me luck FAMS!


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[MickZagger]

Weddings can be depressing to me. I tell myself I'll go to 1 wedding per friend every 5 years.