Patrick O'Bryant keeps it real

[Fez Hammersticks]

Official FormSpring page

But reality is you may know how to play basketball but your a nobody to me.... your just a normal citizen who sits on a bench to make money. we have different jobs thats all Im saying, and to be honest I may have more fun at my job fuck you POB

If im nobody to u y do u take time from ur day to follow me on twitter and check this thing everyday to tell me how much i suck. and trust me there is nothin more fun then my job....u know y? cause i dont hate myself so much that i hafta go on here and hate on someone else. i really take it as a compliment cause like i said before...YOU ENVY ME. You wanna be just like me but u cant so u gotta throw salt in my game. and if ur gonna say F--- You to me dont use my fan appointed nickname...it just makes it more obv that u envy me. call me Patrick or somethin u come up w....dude ur pathetic

I dont care if you drop all kinds of stats and shit lets get back to reality here.... You are a better basketball player than me... you made it to the NBA.... and you play close to 30 seconds a game. HAHAHAHAHAH good for you buddy.

ya but u envy me....u wish u could sniff my jock. u wish u could even be considered to be in the NBA. u wish u could shake CBs hand. U wish u could get in the clubs i do like i own em. u wish u could wake up every mornin and know that millions of people know my name and i have only scratched the surface of my career. remember ur the one who knows me...not the other way around. i dont watch ur job on tv and say "man that guy sucks"....no one does. and even if i only play 30 secs u still pay to watch those 30 secs. whos payin to watch u flip burgers???

 

[THE HCP]

what is this from?

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

Formspring. The entire transcript is hilarious. He likes to bring up how much money he's made whenever someone asks, and MANY have, what's it like to be a monstrous bust.

 

[THE HCP]

I should ask him a question.

 

[speeds]

I think its funny... gotta keep himself entertained I guess seeing as how he is riding pine. One guy said that when Reggie (Evans) gets back from injury POB will never play (probably never dress)... sad but true.

 

[BasX]

He never plays now . This is gold though.