Paul Molitor initial news conference as new manager of the Twins;

[yankeesince59]

...damn, he got old REAL quick.

 

[Rick2583]

...damn, he got old REAL quick.

I hear retirement will do that for you.

 

[Mattingly23NY]

...damn, he got old REAL quick.

its strange in ways, to see players from what seemed not that long ago, now sporting grey hair, and age wrinkles. Seems like only yesterday Molitor was a young man. As did Donnie BB, and tons of others.

Either they are getting old, or we are getting younger, and see them as old......LOL....

 

[yankeesince59]

I hear retirement will do that for you.

...who's retired?

 

[Hammerojustice]

...who's retired?

That's a joke, right?

 

[yankeesince59]

That's a joke, right?

...no, not at all. If rick was referring to Molitor, he's been very active in baseball...if he was referring to me, well, I'm certainly not retired. And I never will be...I gotta have a reason to get out of bed in the morning.

 

[Rick2583]

...no, not at all. If rick was referring to Molitor, he's been very active in baseball...if he was referring to me, well, I'm certainly not retired. And I never will be...I gotta have a reason to get out of bed in the morning.

Breathing is a good reason.

 

[yankeesince59]

Breathing is a good reason.

...well, just existing only to breathe is not enough for me. I need a better reason.

...besides, if I stop breathing, I won't have to worry about anything anymore.

 

[Rick2583]

...well, just existing only to breathe is not enough for me. I need a better reason.

...besides, if I stop breathing, I won't have to worry about anything anymore.

My dad use to get up & go through the paper to the obits page & if his name wasn't there he went back to bed.

 

[yankeesince59]

...^^^now that's funny.

 

[Mattingly23NY]

My dad use to get up & go through the paper to the obits page & if his name wasn't there he went back to bed.

that is funny Rick...

Now, I've been doing the same, however my name keeps appearing day in and out in the Obit Pages, what in the hell am I supposed to do. Hold a seance for the grim reaper???

 

[Rick2583]

that is funny Rick...

Now, I've been doing the same, however my name keeps appearing day in and out in the Obit Pages, what in the hell am I supposed to do. Hold a seance for the grim reaper???

The thing I always found amazing regarding the obits is how everyone dies in alphabetical order.

 

[Mattingly23NY]

The thing I always found amazing regarding the obits is how everyone dies in alphabetical order.

even more hilarious, indeed why is that, they always pass in Alphabetical order???