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Awesome article...

Here are some highlights from Condomania's penis database:

* Top Ranking State by Average Penis Size: New Hampshire
* Lowest Ranking State by Average Penis Size: Wyoming
* Top Ranking U.S. City by Average Penis Size: New Orleans
* Second Highest Ranking City (just behind N.O.): Washington, D.C.
* Lowest Ranking City by Average Penis Size: Dallas/Ft. Worth
* Blue States vs Red States: Blue States' Average Penis Size is Bigger!
* Penises Come in a Wide Range of Sizes: The Smallest Penises are Less Than 3" in Length and the Largest Penises are Longer Than 10" in Length
* Penis Sizes Chart Almost a Perfect Bell Curve: 25% of the Male Population is Under 5" in Length, 50% are Between 5" and 6" in Length and 25% are Longer than 6" in Length

20 Cities Ordered by Penis Size
1. New Orleans
2. Washington DC
3. San Diego
4. New York City
5. Phoenix
6. Portland
7. Atlanta
8. San Francisco
9. Chicago
10. St. Louis
11. Seattle
12. Miami
13. Indianapolis
14. Columbus
15. Boston
16. Denver
17. Los Angeles
18. Detroit
19. Philadelphia
20. Dallas/Ft. Worth

50 States Ordered by Penis Size
1. New Hampshire
2. Oregon
3. New York
4. Indiana
5. Arizona
6. Hawaii
7. Louisiana
8. Massachusetts
9. Alabama
10. Washington
11. New Mexico
12. California
13. Arkansas
14. Nevada
15. Virginia
16. Tennessee
17. Illinois
18. Oklahoma
19. South Dakota
20. Georgia
21. Pennsylvania
22. Mississippi
23. Michigan
24. Florida
25. Rhode Island
26. Kansas
27. Maryland
28. Minnesota
29. Vermont
30. Connecticut
31. Wisconsin
32. New Jersey
33. North Dakota
34. Idaho
35. Texas
36. Missouri
37. Montana
38. Ohio
39. Nebraska
40. Colorado
41. Maine
42. North Carolina
43. Delaware
44. South Carolina
45. Kentucky
46. West Virginia
47. Alaska
48. Iowa
49. Utah
50. Wyoming
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I obviously contributed to Oregon being so high.
 
Well i am glad that i fit in the 5" to 6" range which is 50% of the male population.
 
That just means Oregonians and New Hampshirians (?) are the best liars.
 
Oregon probably had a 6" average, then they measured mine, and I added at least an inch to the state average so we took 2nd.
* Blue States vs Red States: Blue States' Average Penis Size is Bigger!
* Penises Come in a Wide Range of Sizes: The Smallest Penises are Less Than 3" in Length and the Largest Penises are Longer Than 10" in Length
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I think this was interesting. I wonder if the stereotype is true about Asians having tiny penises and black people having huge penises and white people just having average sized penises.

I guess I was born with a defect because I'm white with a black (sized) penis then!!!!!
 
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When do they measure? Cause when I'm not...... "aroused".... I can barely find the thing. But when it's time to roll, I'm packin' the heat! I think I lead the nation in growth %! Never could quite understand that.
 
The priest in a small Irish village loved the cock and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. But one Saturday night the cock went missing! The priest knew that cock fights happened in the village so he started to question his parishioners in church the next morning.

During Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?"

All the men stood up.

"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?"

All the women stood up.

"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?"

Half the women stood up.

"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY cock?"

All the nuns, three altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.
 
A guy walks into a bar with his horse and offers $100 to anybody who can make the horse laugh. Only one guy says he can do it, and he whispers something in the horse's ear. Sure enough, the horse laughs his head off.

So the following week, the guy is back in the bar with his horse again, but his time he offers $200 to anyone who can make the horse cry. The same guy comes up to him, then whispers to the horse and they go off to the bathroom. Amazingly, when they come back, the horse is sobbing. The horse's owner goes over to the other guy, and says: "Hey, I just gotta know - how did you do that?"

"Simple," he replies, "last week I told him I had a bigger cock than him. This week I showed him...."
 
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When do they measure? Cause when I'm not...... "aroused".... I can barely find the thing. But when it's time to roll, I'm packin' the heat! I think I lead the nation in growth %! Never could quite understand that.
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You're a grower not a shower.
 
"THE" said:
When do they measure? Cause when I'm not...... "aroused".... I can barely find the thing. But when it's time to roll, I'm packin' the heat! I think I lead the nation in growth %! Never could quite understand that.
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When do they measure? I'm thinking like "When DID they measure." I don't recall. Do they sneak in at night? Do they slip something in your drink? Was my wife at home?:dunno:
 
Clearly I was counted for Colorado and not Oregon.
 
"THE" said:
When do they measure? Cause when I'm not...... "aroused".... I can barely find the thing. But when it's time to roll, I'm packin' the heat! I think I lead the nation in growth %! Never could quite understand that.
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hello sig file
 
"THE" said:
When do they measure? Cause when I'm not...... "aroused".... I can barely find the thing. But when it's time to roll, I'm packin' the heat! I think I lead the nation in growth %! Never could quite understand that.
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You're a grower, not a shower.
 
It's only a matter of time before the "How big is your Penis" poll is in the OT forum.
 
I like how on the map they don't even have Phoenix in the right state. Portland would have been #5 if I still lived there.
 
We probably just have more condom-balloon fights and demand the large size. Then there's also the Oden factor to skew the results.
 
I've "GROWN" to like this thread!
 
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