Pepsi, Coke have a new competitor

[Anima]

A company in India is making a new soft drink from cow urine. Sounds delicious, doesn't it?

Does your Pepsi lack pep? Is your Coke not the real thing? India's Hindu nationalist movement apparently has the answer: a new soft drink made from cow urine.

The bovine brew is in the final stages of development by the Cow Protection Department of the Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh (RSS), India's biggest and oldest Hindu nationalist group, according to the man who makes it.

Om Prakash, the head of the department, said the drink – called "gau jal", or "cow water" – in Sanskrit was undergoing laboratory tests and would be launched "very soon, maybe by the end of this year".

"Don't worry, it won't smell like urine and will be tasty too," he told The Times from his headquarters in Hardwar, one of four holy cities on the River Ganges. "Its USP will be that it's going to be very healthy. It won't be like carbonated drinks and would be devoid of any toxins."

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/food_and_drink/article5707554.ece

 

[Master Shake]

I'm going to order this by the gallon.

 

[barfo]

The makers of the drink "Calpis" should sue.

barfo

 

[JE]

The makers of the drink "Calpis" should sue.

barfo

I lol'ed hard.

 

[Nate Dogg]

1. Is it pasteurized?
2. Something that you have in your refrigerator and your GF or spouse asks, "Whats in it?" I doubt they will drink some and then question your morals.

 

[Colonel Ronan]

Now that's going on my bucket list.

 

[Rodolfo]

Human urine is supposed to be good for you. A very Mineral rich beverage. Now cow urine could be a different story. I'm intrigued to say the least though.

 

[Rodolfo]

Here's some further uses for urine in your daily life. My personal favorites are urine sniffing and the eye/ear drops.

The following is adapted from the pamphlet "Urine-Therapy: It May Save Your Life." by Dr. Beatrice Bartnett, in which she suggests the following hints:


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1. Drinking. The mid stream of the first morning urine is taken. Begin with two-three ounces and increase it to your personal, comfortable level.

2. Fasts. Fasts with urine and water are practiced for one or more days. J.W.Armstrong, a renowned urine therapist from England, lets his patients fast for up to 45 days. Fasts are only recommend under trained, medical supervision.


3. Enemas. The easiest way to take an enema is with a syringe containing two-three ounces of urine. The urine is kept in the colon for as long as possible.


4. Gargle. Urine is kept in the mouth 20-30 minutes, or as long as possible, for gum problems and other lesions of the mouth and tongue.


5. Douche. For any vaginal discomfort or cleansing, a solution of Golden Seal and urine will give comfort and healing.


6. Eye and ear drops. Any pain, burning and tiredness in the eyes may get relief with a few drops of urine placed into the eyes. The ears also benefit greatly if receiving a few urine drops for ear pain and discomfort.


7. Urine sniffing. This is the most effective way of treatment for any sinus congestion and upper respiratory problems.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

"Say there, young man, whatcha drinking?"

"Cow piss."

 

[AhLian]

Will the bottle be shaped like a penis?

 

[Nate4Prez]

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[Master Shake]

Bachelor Chow looks awesome.

 

[Anima]