Perry/Brand To Divorce

[ABM]

Say it ain't so, Shoeless Joe!! :MARIS61:

http://news.yahoo.com/apnewsbreak-russell-brand-katy-perry-divorce-193154074.html

LOS ANGELES (AP) — Russell Brand and Katy Perry are getting a divorce, the British comedian told The Associated Press Friday.

"Sadly, Katy and I are ending our marriage. I'll always adore her and I know we'll remain friends," said Brand, 36, offering no other details.

He and the 27-year-old pop singer were married in October 2010 at a resort inside a tiger reserve in India................

 

[Mediocre Man]

So you're saying there's a chance?

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

So you're saying there's a chance?

Yeah, but what would you want with Russell anyhow?

 

[Natebishop3]

Boy, I didn't see THIS coming.... The guy is annoying as fuck.

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

It'd be awesome if he went on to date Zooey Deschanel -- virtual clone of Katy Perry.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

i would enjoy having intercourse with both of them simultaneously

katy and zoey that is

 

[Mediocre Man]

Yeah, but what would you want with Russell anyhow?

ahahahaha. Out fucking standing

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

ahahahaha. Out fucking standing

MM laughing? Made my day.

 

[Mediocre Man]

MM laughing? Made my day.

I love to laugh.

I have actually got the courage up to do open mike night here at a dive comedy club twice.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

lets hear some of your material

 

[Mediocre Man]

Did any of you run in the Houston marathon over the weekend?

You might not be able to tell by looking at me (I am a larger mammal) but I did a marathon last weekend. It was a Baywatch marathon. Don't laugh, I had to ice my wrist three times

 

[ABM]

Don't laugh, I had to ice my wrist three times

This weekend is the marathon for the blind invitational?

 

[3RA1N1AC]

what is a baywatch? is it a large watch that puts strain on your wrist thereby forcing you to continually ice it?

sounds like that is the LAST accessory you should be wearing while competing in a marathon, not to mention that you, being a larger man, shouldnt necessarily be competing in tests of grueling endurance anyways

 

[Mediocre Man]

what is a baywatch? is it a large watch that puts strain on your wrist thereby forcing you to continually ice it?

sounds like that is the LAST accessory you should be wearing while competing in a marathon, not to mention that you, being a larger man, shouldnt necessarily be competing in tests of grueling endurance anyways

Oh dear Lord. Thankfully you weren't at the show. That joke actually got a good laugh

 

[3RA1N1AC]

 

[huevonkiller]

Boy, I didn't see THIS coming.... The guy is annoying as fuck.

LOL.

It'd be awesome if he went on to date Zooey Deschanel -- virtual clone of Katy Perry.

ZD is cooler.

 

[MARIS61]

Buncha housewives here.

 

[Mediocre Man]

Buncha housewives here.

The Real housewives of S2

 

[3RA1N1AC]

i heard that rajon rondo collects and plays with dolls

 

[BoBoBREWSKI]

I never understood why someone as hot as her was ever attracted to that freak.

 

[crowTrobot]

It'd be awesome if he went on to date Zooey Deschanel -- virtual clone of Katy Perry.

except for the rack