OT Pizza Guy fired for Joke

[Chris Craig]

https://www.yahoo.com/news/pizza-hut-customer-asked-joke-085949574.html

A customer ordering pizza from Pizza Hut asked for a special favor. For them to write a joke inside the pizza box. The joke was supposed to be for her 12 and 15 year old kids. Apparently, the pizza guy didn't get that part of the memo.

When she opened the pizza she was suprised to find the following joke:

What do a pizza delivery guy and a gynocologist have in common.

They both get to smell it but never eat it.

The customer called and complained about the joke, and the delivery guy was fired.

 

[BrianFromWA]

and on a related note: the Knicks now have an opening for an advance scout.

 

[tlongII]

Wrongful termination

 

[riverman]

what's wrong with kids learning to spell gynecologist?

 

[THE HCP]

I thought this was a thread about MM’s insider!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I thought this was a thread about MM’s insider!

You want to smell MM's insider?!?

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

Lmfao good lad

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

You want to smell MM's insider?!?

He'd have to catch him when MM's insider

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

I saw this story on the news the other day....they wouldn't say the punch line. Hadn't heard it before for some reason.

Good joke

 

[Sedatedfork]

The ironic part is that the joke was written in the box

 

[SlyPokerDog]

The ironic part is that the joke was written in the box

No, the ironic part is that the pizza guy is in med school to become a gynecologist.

 

[BrianFromWA]

The ironic part is that the joke was written in the box

Step One, you put a joke in a box...
Step Two, you make her open the box...

 

[BlazerWookee]

You want to smell MM's insider?!?

I hear it smells like updog...

 

[julius]

I hear it smells like updog...

The joke is "updock"

 

[riverman]

The joke is "updock"

actually it's doc

 

[Natebishop3]

I hear it smells like updog...

This joke is older that Sly.... and that's old.

 

[Sedatedfork]

It's too bad that Sly lost his job.

 

[rasheedfan2005]

They ask him to do something special then get him fired. Women...

 

[Strenuus]

There goes one credible source for this board.

 

[Natebishop3]

So if she didn't want the person fired..... why would she go to the news about it?

Why is it the first instinct of so many of these moms to go to the media?

I AM OFFENDED! I MUST NOTIFY THE PRESS!

How is this national news!?!

 

[julius]

actually it's doc
View attachment 17502

Yeah but if you do "updoc" it's much easier to see it as a joke

 

[BlazerWookee]

Nobody is asking the real question: Were there anchovies on the pizza?

 

[riverman]

Nobody is asking the real question: Were there anchovies on the pizza?

and were the anchovies still hot?

 

[ripcityboy]

Reminds me of an old Robert Schimmel joke:

A mother and daughter are walking on the beach. The daughter says to mother, "Mom, what is feminine hygiene spray?" "Ask the pelicans that are following you."

 

[barfo]

The customer called and complained about the joke, and the delivery guy was fired.

I find it hard to feel too sorry for this pizza delivery guy, considering how much sex with porn stars pizza guys have.

barfo

 

[riverman]

I find it hard to feel too sorry for this pizza delivery guy, considering how much sex with porn stars pizza guys have.

barfo

Not to mention the loss of a one in a million minimum wage job..

 

[Mediocre Man]

I told a joke that got me booed heavily.

Are orphans allowed to eat at family restaurants?

It happens.

The mom is a bitch. She and her bitch sons REQUESTED a joke, then gets a poor girl fired days before Christmas for obliging?

 

[ripcityboy]

I told a joke that got me booed heavily.

Are orphans allowed to eat at family restaurants?

It happens.

The mom is a bitch. She and her bitch sons REQUESTED a joke, then gets a poor girl fired days before Christmas for obliging?

Dude, if you were going to get fired for telling a joke, then that's the one to get fired for! Some people are already offended, you just have to give them an excuse.