OT Porn Star Lily Phillips Is Officially Going For The World Record (Open signups)

[BigGameDamian]

 

[riverman]

I bet she wakes up before she sleeps with that many guys in a day.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Where do I sign up?

 

[Phatguysrule]

I predict a lot of ice will be used.

 

[Chris Craig]

1,000 guys in a day means she will have no chance to shower in between. That's going to get bad.

 

[Chris Craig]

Wait, so someone has slept with 999 people in the same day?

 

[Chris Craig]

I predict a lot of ice will be used.

 

[Natebishop3]

I’m gonna guess that you get one thrust and then it’s on to the next guy? At most she can spend 1.44 minutes with each guy.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I’m gonna guess that you get one thrust and then it’s on to the next guy? At most she can spend 1.44 minutes with each guy.

You're assuming she'll only be doing this vaginally.

 

[riverman]

You're assuming she'll only be doing this vaginally.

I assumed everyone would be sleeping on a giant waterbed

 

[julius]

I’m gonna guess that you get one thrust and then it’s on to the next guy? At most she can spend 1.44 minutes with each guy.

So what would I do with the other minute?

 

[riverman]

So what would I do with the other minute?

inject yourself with a strong dose of penicillin?

 

[PDXFonz]

FYI it would appear that Nate Bishop calculated 10 hours of banging dudes which means she would have to bang dudes at that rate in order to be successful.

However he did not account for the amount of people similar to S2 members involved which means she could bang roughly 60 dudes a minute

BAM!

 

[Haakzilla]

 

[PDXFonz]

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Technically Tatum makes more in endorsements, but damn…

 

[julius]

Technically Tatum makes more in endorsements, but damn…

There's a "going deep", "takes it to the hole" and "hands on a lot of balls" jokes that I'm fighting the urge to say...

 

[MickZagger]

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The fact that you can get your rocks off to one of the millions of other naked women online for free makes this kind of disturbing.

Like if you’re paying to see someone’s content aren’t you pissed at yourself afterwards?

 

[Phatguysrule]

The fact that you can get your rocks off to one of the millions of other naked women online for free makes this kind of disturbing.

Like if you’re paying to see someone’s content aren’t you pissed at yourself afterwards?

But if you pay you become one of her closest several million friends...

 

[MickZagger]

But if you pay you become one of her closest several million friends...

Ooof. Sad.

 

[THE HCP]

At most she can spend 1.44 minutes with each guy.

Ironically that would be a longevity record for everyone on this forum but @THE HCP ! #BAM

 

[riverman]

Ironically that would be a longevity record for everyone on this forum but @THE HCP ! #BAM

So you can spend more time with each guy huh? This explains a lot!!

 

[julius]

The fact that you can get your rocks off to one of the millions of other naked women online for free makes this kind of disturbing.

Like if you’re paying to see someone’s content aren’t you pissed at yourself afterwards?

Yeah, but she's different! She might accept my friend request and then maybe we'll meet in person and then you never know! She might let me kiss her!

 

[BigGameDamian]

 

[BoBoBREWSKI]

disgusting

 

[riverman]

How to destroy a vagina in over a thousand steps over 12 hours!