Notice Portland Naked Bike Ride Tonight!

[BigGameDamian]

Anyone going to ride there bike nude? Starts at Fernhill Park.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I will if you will.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Gotta get a seat like this so yer junk flies freely

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

Eew.

 

[Orion Bailey]

BGD are you videotaping it?

I think you and Sly should go like this!!!

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

Please put NSFW (not safe for wookees) on this type of post.

 

[ripcityboy]

If there was ever a time I felt concerned about the general cleanliness of bicycle seats... it is now.

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

What was the sausage to taco ratio this year?

 

[theprunetang]

I've done it twice. The first time was a blast. The second time I downed a bunch of Tanquerey before hand. Let's just say in woke up bloody and naked with a broken bike in someone's yard in NE. Wasn't my finest moment.......

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

I've done it twice. The first time was a blast. The second time I downed a bunch of Tanquerey before hand. Let's just say in woke up bloody and naked with a broken bike in someone's yard in NE. Wasn't my finest moment.......

HCP isn't proud of that one either. Don't remember? HCP never stood for what he said it did.

He
Conquered
Prunetang

 

[Natebishop3]

I never see photos of attractive people doing the naked bike ride.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I never see photos of attractive people doing the naked bike ride.

When we drove to the Bagdad theater last night there were some naked bike riders on Hawthorne. Some very good looking women, most were just topless instead of completely nude.

 

[riverman]

men are just not designed for nude bike riding....hit a pot hole and you're going to sing in sopranino falsetto forever

 

[theprunetang]

men are just not designed for nude bike riding....hit a pot hole and you're going to sing in sopranino falsetto forever

How do you think I got my lovely singing voice?

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

men are just not designed for nude bike riding....hit a pot hole and you're going to sing in sopranino falsetto forever

Gotta get a seat like this so yer junk flies freely

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[ripcityboy]

Here's a take on an old Bill Maher joke.

"Hey guys? How do you like my Aluminum Frame Mountain Bike? It goes really well..... with my BALLS!"

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

I've done it twice. The first time was a blast. The second time I downed a bunch of Tanquerey before hand. Let's just say in woke up bloody and naked with a broken bike in someone's yard in NE. Wasn't my finest moment.......

This is how I imagine you waking up (sorry for bad quality)

 

[theprunetang]

This is how I imagine you waking up (sorry for bad quality)

That is about right, but with no cops, more blood, and 3 miles to walk home with a bike whose wheels wouldn't even spin. Had to just drag it like an asshole.

 

[theprunetang]

That is about right, but with no cops, more blood, and 3 miles to walk home with a bike whose wheels wouldn't even spin. Had to just drag it like an asshole.

It's a fun memory now though! At the time I felt like post-stabby Jesus dragging my junked bike like a useless cross on the way to certain doom.

 

[Orion Bailey]

Wheres the picks BGD? Quit keeping them to yourself!!!

 

[theprunetang]

Wheres the picks BGD? Quit keeping them to yourself!!!

Maybe he's shy and doesn't want us all to know that he is actually LittleGameDamian.

 

[Dougnsalem]

Maybe he's shy and doesn't want us all to know that he is actually LittleGameDamian.

Lmao....

 

[barfo]

Maybe he's shy and doesn't want us all to know that he is actually LittleGameDamian.

Or perhaps NoGameDamiKen

barfo

 

[KingSpeed]

I ran the nude mile at Michigan twice. Was fun the first time. Second time, I fell and scraped my knee. Naked and bleeding.