Washington, DC, and London, October 29 /PRNewswire/ -- The United States and the United Kingdom announced today that they were launching a new war against each other. The new war, which has not yet been named, will initially involve air and naval battles, with options for future engagements on both British and US soil. US President Barack Obama and Prime Minister David Cameron made the announcement following a two-day meeting in Paris. "We discussed all the options, and both of us felt that this was the proper course of action", said Mr. Obama. Mr. Cameron added "We are pleased that we were able to bring these talks to a successful conclusion, and that both countries can now begin executing on the plan".