Preemptive Dichead Poll

[Mediocre Man]

Which nickname should I call Dion Waiters if the Blazers draft him. Since you will all be forced to see it in my posts, I figured I would give you guys the chance to choose.

 

[GrandpaBlaze]

I choose the only option you gave, his name.

Gramps...

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Dion Garçons actually has a nice ring to it.

 

[Eastoff]

Dion Garçons actually has a nice ring to it.

it's fun to say many times fast. I bet HCP could tell Batum to call him that.

 

[Mediocre Man]

it's fun to say many times fast. I bet HCP could tell Batum to call him that.

I really am pulling for Soup Juggler, personally

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

D-Waders.

 

[Mediocre Man]

D-Waders.

Not an option. Not dickheadedy enough

 

[Eastoff]

I really am pulling for Soup Juggler, personally

Juggler has too many syllables to be spoken quickly during a game.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

It should be noted that crandc will NOT be pleased if you choose to feminize his name as a pejorative.

 

[Eastoff]

It should be noted that crandc will NOT be pleased if you choose to feminize his name as a pejorative.

Maybe instead of Garcons or waitress, we could just call him feminine perjorative!

 

[Nikolokolus]

Soup Juggler is both esoteric and demeaning ... good stuff.

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Soup Juggler is both esoteric and demeaning ... good stuff.

Plus anytime you combine food plus odd verb in the "-er" form, you get a euphemism that sounds dirty.

Ham Slicer
Sandwich Scraper

 

[Natebishop3]

If he's terrible, it will be "waitress."

 

[Mediocre Man]

Soup Juggler is both esoteric and demeaning ... good stuff.

That was my thought too. You have to be fairly intelligent, which I am, and everyone here is smarter than me, so that's not a problem, and it screams demeaning to the individual

 

[Nikolokolus]

That was my thought too. You have to be fairly intelligent, which I am, and everyone here is smarter than me, so that's not a problem, and it screams demeaning to the individual

If it were me, I'd scrap the whole democratic thing and go with executive fiat; don't let the unwashed masses screw with your instincts on a nickname.

 

[Mediocre Man]

If it were me, I'd scrap the whole democratic thing and go with executive fiat; don't let the unwashed masses screw with your instincts on a nickname.

It's a new me, Nik. I am of the people, for the people and with the people

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Hey MM--I voted Garçons, but if Soup Juggler will make you happy, then pretend that's what I picked.