Print and post these around town

[KingSpeed]

 

[e_blazer]

I was thinking about making one up that says, "Portland runs Spanish wimps out of town."

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[riverman]

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and this is supposed to help?

 

[jlprk]

Stotts isn't good as using motivators in the playoffs. When he failed to fire up players by embellishing the snake incident, reporters were left to make it a joke. The best reporting was:

Now, I know what you're thinking: Snakes + Spurs = Danny Green. But that's a bit on the nose, wouldn't you think? Besides, the Spurs shooting guard is a boa constrictor man...My guess? Spurs assistant coach Sean Marks. A man who once froze Manu Ginobili's underwear is just the sort of devious prankster who'd get serpentine before a playoff game.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nba-b...re-game-2-vs--the-spurs--photo-000444963.html

This isn't the first incident with critters at the Spurs' arena, which hosts a huge rodeo each year. There have been several bat sightings during games at the AT&T Center, most infamously when Spurs sixth man Manu Ginobili swatted one out of the air with his bare hand while on the court on Halloween in 2009, when the bat caused play to be stopped and players to scatter. Ginobili got a thunderous cheer from the crowd when he carried the bat off the court, but it wasn't such a humorous situation when he had to get rabies shots later.

http://abcnews.go.com/Sports/blazers-find-snake-locker-room/story?id=23648346

 

[HailBlazers]

Oh that's cold KingSpeed.

He aint missing, deputy Conley has him locked up.

 

[PDXFonz]

I dont get it...

 

[Strenuus]

Dude. He's obviously going to be at Hopworks. DUH.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I dont get it...

It's a bag of carrots getting slapped 14 times by a cactus leaf.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Stotts isn't good as using motivators in the playoffs. When he failed to fire up players by embellishing the snake incident, reporters were left to make it a joke. The best reporting was:



http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nba-b...re-game-2-vs--the-spurs--photo-000444963.html



http://abcnews.go.com/Sports/blazers-find-snake-locker-room/story?id=23648346

Sometimes a snake is just a snake.

 

[rasheedfan2005]

Sometimes a snake is just a snake.

I have a snake Greg... can you milk me?