Duck joke
Three ducks are in court to appear before a judge
The first duck comes forward and the judge asks, 'what is your name and what did you do'
The duck says 'my name is Quack and I got caught blowing bubbles in a pond'
The judge says 'ok your sentence is six months' and calls up the next duck
The judge asks the same questions and the duck says 'my name is Quack-Quack and I got caught blowing bubbles in a pond, too'
The judge says 'ok your sentence- same as the first' and calls up the last duck
The judge says 'don't tell me- your name is Quack-Quack-Quack?'
The duck says 'no, my name is Bubbles'
Paraphrased from a video I saw of Israel Kamakawiwo'ole telling it.