R.I.P. Andy Rooney

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Some of my favorite Rooneyisms:

If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under the law.

Taxes are important. President Bush's tax proposals leave no rich person behind. Voters approve of President Bush helping the kind of people they wish they were one of.

The closing of a door can bring blessed privacy and comfort - the opening, terror. Conversely, the closing of a door can be a sad and final thing - the opening a wonderfully joyous moment.

Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.

I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran.

Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
 
Outstayed his welcome on television by twenty years. Guess it was keeping him alive?
 

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