Zombie R.I.P. HUGH HEFNER (Fake News from July 2017)

[MARIS61]

A Tip of The Cap to a Real American Freedom Fighter/Entrepreneur.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Fake news.

http://hoax-alert.leadstories.com/3468661-fake-news-hugh-hefner-not-dead-at-age-91.html

http://www.deadoraliveinfo.com/dead.nsf/hnames-nf/Hefner+Hugh

 

[SlyPokerDog]

RIP Hef's RIP!

 

[e_blazer]

In Hef's case, I think R.I.P stands for Re-Insert Penis.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

In Hef's case, I think R.I.P stands for Re-Insert Penis.

That was until 30 years ago. Now it's robotically improved penis.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

I read about this guy on buzzfeed. Apparently in the 20th century they used to use various colors of plant based dyes to print pornography onto flattened tree pulp.

 

[GriLtCheeZ]

Is this thread worse than posting fake Woj tweets?

 

[DaLincolnJones]

I read about this guy on buzzfeed. Apparently in the 20th century they used to use various colors of plant based dyes to print pornography onto flattened tree pulp.

yeah..but he still gets some of the finest tail on the planet (not that I would know about that, as I have been happily married for so long, really, ask my wife..)

 

[tlongII]

yeah..but he still gets some of the finest tail on the planet (not that I would know about that, as I have been happily married for so long, really, ask my wife..)

What should we ask your wife?

 

[julius]

In Hef's case, I think R.I.P stands for Re-Insert Penis.

more like re-inflate penis.

 

[Chris Craig]

Hef is never going to die

 

[MARIS61]

Death coming soon.

 

[stampedehero]

Hefner had Viagra injected into his brain for extended life. He'll live to 120.

 

[Chris Craig]

Hefner had Viagra injected into his brain for extended life. He'll live to 120.

But, if he is still "extended" after 120 he should consult a doctor.

 

[Shaboid]

Bump

 

[Natebishop3]

Ahhhh this is why I thought he was dead.

 

[Shaboid]

Ahhhh this is why I thought he was dead.

There was an older one too.

RIP

 

[MARIS61]

Fuckin' listen to me next time.

I know shit.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Thread updated to zombie status.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I only read this thread for the articles.