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Suppose they had an AL Championsgip Game and no one cared. Maybe the Trash Cans will try to make a series out of it. Lots of new Rays hats in this area lately (Bandwagon Jumpers)

Ass-tros Pitcher Broojs Raley reminds me of Jimmy Key. Raley strikes out Arozarena with 6 pitches, retiring the side with two strikeouts and a routine ground out.
Channeling Jimmy Key

Choi, the ex-Yankee, was determined by Trashman that he ‘was not a major leaguer.’ The Trash Man
is all knowing. Yet, Voit who led AL in hitting HRs, commits more errors than any other 1B in the major
leagues. Yes, The Trash Man knows his baseball.......Mr.Hal Steinbrenner.

Maldonado does his best Gary Sanchez Pinball Wizard impression with a passed ball

Score tied 3 to 3 bottom of the ninth do up Bregman, Correa and Fucker.... I mean Tucker!
Ass-tros look lost without the beating sound of a trash can drum...

Carlos Correa of The Cheaters homers in walk off fashion to give Ass-tros a victory. 4-3.
Game 6 tomorrow at 6:00PM

BTW, another player Trash Man rejected for pinstripe duty was OF Michael Brantley, Mr. Smooth.
He claimed Brantley was too expensive! What bullshit!

If the Astros come back and win this series I will laugh my ass off.

