S2 Union and Benefits

[THE HCP]

I was thinking about how much $$$$$$$$$ DennyCrane is making off of all of us! What if we as posters got together and formed a union. At least we could get a 401K or health benefits out of this. Does anybody know if they have done something like this on other forums? I'm serious about this! Only serious responses please! We've been getting stepped on for long enough!

 

[Denny Crane]

There is unrest in the forest,
There is trouble with the trees,
For the maples want more sunlight
And the oaks ignore their pleas.

The trouble with the maples,
(And they're quite convinced they're right)
They say the oaks are just too lofty
And they grab up all the light.
But the oaks can't help their feelings
If they like the way they're made.
And they wonder why the maples
Can't be happy in their shade.

There is trouble in the forest,
And the creatures all have fled,
As the maples scream "Oppression!"
And the oaks just shake their heads

So the maples formed a union
And demanded equal rights.
"The oaks are just too greedy;
We will make them give us light."
Now there's no more oak oppression,
For they passed a noble law,
And the trees are all kept equal
By hatchet, axe, and saw.

 

[THE HCP]

Don't let him and his fancy poetry distract you and our goals to unify as brothers!

 

[44Thrilla]

I'm in!

 

[THE HCP]

That's 2 brothers! Denny, this is for real! You know I could get the media coverage to make you acknowledge our union! You don't want us to strike right before the season starts!

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

End this tyranny! Unfetter us for our destiny!! (whatever the hell that means)

 

[Eastoff]

I'll cross the lines for you Denny.

 

[e_blazer]

Frickin' HCP just wants to be union president and collect the dues.

 

[MickZagger]

I'm already a teamster. I don't need Denny Crane's weaksauce benefit plan. I'll support you guys though.

 

[barfo]

Socialism! The Road to Serfdom!

barfo

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

Whoa. There's dues to pay??

 

[Mediocre Man]

So does this mean people are going to start getting repped according to the time they joined rather than the quality of their posts?

 

[blazerboy30]

I demand scheduled break time. I also demand a pension plan because I refuse to post past the age of 30.

 

[ABM]

Will I have to declare my views on homosexuality?





j/k

 

[Natebishop3]

HCP is gonna disappear like Hoffa.

 

[Eastoff]

Glorious Leader told me to get back to work, 12 hour days, 30 days a month. I love the months with 31 days when we don't have to work some!

 

[e_blazer]

Will I have to declare my views on homosexuality?

Wearing your "Mrs. HCP" t-shirt tomorrow night will do.





Also j/k

 

[blazerboy30]

Glorious Leader told me to get back to work, 12 hour days, 30 days a month. I love the months with 31 days when we don't have to work some!

Not much experience with unions, eh?

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

HCP is gonna disappear like Hoffa.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 

[Denny Crane]

HCP is gonna disappear like Hoffa.

We're clearly making enough off S2 to pay for a hit man.

 

[THE HCP]

The uprising is near Mr. Crane! Better get a health and benefit package ready!

 

[LOTBfan]

 

[Denny Crane]

 

[Natebishop3]

We're clearly making enough off S2 to pay for a hit man.

Tonya Harding is available.... she's local and she's cheap!

 

[mgb]

There is unrest in the forest,
There is trouble with the trees,
For the maples want more sunlight
And the oaks ignore their pleas.

The trouble with the maples,
(And they're quite convinced they're right)
They say the oaks are just too lofty
And they grab up all the light.
But the oaks can't help their feelings
If they like the way they're made.
And they wonder why the maples
Can't be happy in their shade.

There is trouble in the forest,
And the creatures all have fled,
As the maples scream "Oppression!"
And the oaks just shake their heads

So the maples formed a union
And demanded equal rights.
"The oaks are just too greedy;
We will make them give us light."
Now there's no more oak oppression,
For they passed a noble law,
And the trees are all kept equal
By hatchet, axe, and saw.

My fav Rush song. Seen it live at their roll the bones concert circuit.

 

[BGrantFan]

Tonya Harding is available.... she's local and she's cheap!

C'mon now. Jeff Gillooly was the "brains" behind that operation!

"Tonya, you can't beat Nancy, but I have a plan, and it's FOOLPROOF!"

Only in Clackamas...

 

[Natebishop3]

C'mon now. Jeff Gillooly was the "brains" behind that operation!

"Tonya, you can't beat Nancy, but I have a plan, and it's FOOLPROOF!"

Only in Clackamas...

You just can't buy that kind of entertainment anymore.

 

[The Professional Fan]

My fav Rush song. Seen it live at their roll the bones concert circuit.

No way that's anyone's fave Rush song! No way!

 

[Denny Crane]

My fav Rush song. Seen it live at their roll the bones concert circuit.

Very Libertarian. And allegorically explains the problem with socialism. It takes hatchet, axe, and saw to enforce it.

In any case, I've seen them about 20 times.

 

[THE HCP]

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