Say your at a legal brothel in Nevada

[santeesioux]

Do you bother to make small talk blah blah blah or do you just get right down to busines?

 

[THE HCP]

I don't even make small talk with my wife!

 

[MARIS61]

Say you're having sex with thousands of other men, many with STD's, because that's essentially what you are doing at a brothel.

 

[BlazerWookee]

She shouldn't talk with her mouth full.

 

[The_Lillard_King]

She shouldn't talk with her mouth full.

Alright BW is hands down the funniest poster in this forum.

 

[Nikolokolus]

"So ... come here often?"

What the fuck are you supposed to chit-chat with a hooker about?

 

[The_Lillard_King]

"So ... come here often?"

What the fuck are you supposed to chit-chat with a hooker about?

I make them say they will do me for free . . . it gets me hard.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Down to business? We cuddle for a bit. I like to be the little spoon.

 

[BlazerWookee]

Alright BW is hands down the funniest poster in this forum.

Would a hooker let you put your hands down on her head? I always thought it was like when you're getting arrested, you know, keep your hands on your head...

 

[magnifier661]

I've never been to a brothel, not fucked a hooker. So you guys have?

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

I've never been to a brothel, not fucked a hooker. So you guys have?

F no. Not my kinda thing. I've never had to pay for sex (nor would I - I don't need to), so if I ever have banged a hooker, she gave it up for free.

 

[Natebishop3]

"So ... come here often?"

What the fuck are you supposed to chit-chat with a hooker about?

You say "chit-chat" and I say "haggle"....

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Do you bother to make small talk blah blah blah or do you just get right down to busines?

Perhaps.

 

[Stephen Curry]

The small talk is me giving her my money no talking

 

[DaLincolnJones]

She shouldn't talk with her mouth full.

HAhahhahahhhaahaahaa fuckin Wook...repped

Use the time to barter and drink

 

[mgb]

Tell her not to say anything to my wife so she can blackmail me later.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

I don't know why I missed this thread. Was looking up some MGB posts.

Never been to a brothel and I live here. Wonder if they let you pay to chase one of them around with a weapon first?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I don't even make small talk with my wife!

I always like to make small talk with your wife before we do it.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Wait you make small talk with HCP's wife before you do HCP..?? Or his wife. Because I can imagine the both of them coming to your house and she comes inside while he mows your lawn, but the other way seems likely too. The internets can be soooo confusing.

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Do you bother to make small talk blah blah blah or do you just get right down to busines?

I'd be nervous (she's a stranger, no matter how well paid and professional), so yeah I'd probably be like Kurt Russell in Big Trouble in Little China...

 

[MickZagger]

I won a bunch of money at a card room once when I was 18 and didn't know what to do with it. I found a hooker on craigslist and it was a really awkward experience. Told my buddies about it and they thought it was a riot.

 

[oldmangrouch]

I usually just scream "you're drunk mom, go home!" and then slink out.

 

[BlazerWookee]

I always like to make small talk with your wife before we do it.

His wife can talk?

 

[3RA1N1AC]

in south america the hookers bring free cocaine, its like expected i guess

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

In Amsterdam, you just negotiate before you close the door. Once you've got negotiations out of the way, you close the door and just get down to business. I suppose you could chat with them if you wanted. They like Americans, if for no other reason than Americans are awkward and uncomfortable with the situation and often don't know the "going rate". That, or they think you'll play Captain Save-a-hoe and take them out of the life. They were surprisingly hot, some of the most beautiful women I've ever seen, actually.

And no, I did not partake.

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

I won a bunch of money at a card room once when I was 18 and didn't know what to do with it. I found a hooker on craigslist and it was a really awkward experience. Told my buddies about it and they thought it was a riot.

Go on.....

 

[MickZagger]

Go on.....

You really want the juicy deets?

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

You really want the juicy deets?

Who wouldn't?

One of my single buddies sends us email threads of his sexcapades and it's always good for a laugh.

 

[crandc]

Word Crime! Word Crime! Word Crime!

 

[maxiep]

Do you bother to make small talk blah blah blah or do you just get right down to busines?

The way I look at it, if I paid for an hour, I need to figure out a way to fill the remaining 59 minutes and 53 seconds.