Sharapova will be LeBron's Water Girl

[kobimel]

Well, in December at a Nike convention, Maria Sharapova and LeBron James made a bet: who will run more miles (on the tennis field/basketball court) in January. Well, LeBron won, and Sharapova will be his water girl in one of the Cav's game. I don't have a link, but here's the bet:

"The most publicized challenge will come from tennis superstar Maria Sharapova and be directed at NBA All-Star LeBron James. The challenge lives now at nikeplus but will air on network television as part of a national ad campaign to debut on December 25, 2006.

Maria?s challenge is simple. She will run more miles than LeBron in January. If she falls short, she will leave the tennis court for the basketball court and serve as LeBron?s personal water girl at a game of his choice. If Maria outruns LeBron in January, then he must downsize from basketballs to tennis balls and act as a ball boy during a match of Maria?s choice."

 

[Skiptomylue11]

Being a ballboy is much harder than being a watergirl.

I'd imagine 6'8 250 pound Lebron being a lot bigger than most ball boys, as well as he'd have to be bent over as he ran. Good thing he won.

 

[SP23]

Who the hell was counting all that... is that even possible?

 

[Skiptomylue11]

<div class="quote_poster">SP23 Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Who the hell was counting all that... is that even possible?</div>
Maybe they both wore those step counter thingys.

 

[Voodoo Child]

This reminds me of that episode of Seinfeld where Kramer tries out to be a ballboy and competes with all of those teenage kids for the spot. That would have been hilarious to see LeBron do that.

 

[Skiptomylue11]

<div class="quote_poster">Voodoo Child Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">This reminds me of that episode of Seinfeld where Kramer tries out to be a ballboy and competes with all of those teenage kids for the spot. That would have been hilarious to see LeBron do that.

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Yea, actually that came to mind too, when I was thinking of how out of place Lebron would be, considering he is a grown man, a big one at that. Then I remember Kramer doing it

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[NTC]

yeah that episode is a classic, the best is when he slams into "Monica Sellis" at the end while going for a ball, lol.

I dont know how they would've counted this all, but I'm guessing as Omarion said, they wore step counters or somthing.

 

[Nasty]

LeBron wants to bone her.

 

[NTC]

<div class="quote_poster">Nasty Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">LeBron wants to bone her.</div>

Who doesnt?

 

[Notorious]

<div class="quote_poster">NTC187 Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Who doesnt?

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Lol, you beat me to the post.

 

[Smitty]

Call me crazy..but I think I'm one of the few people who doesn't find her to be all that hot.

 

[Notorious]

<div class="quote_poster">Smitty Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Call me crazy..but I think I'm one of the few people who doesn't find her to be all that hot.</div>

Actually, i dont either. Just the phrase "Who Doesnt?" came to mind, and i was gonna post that, lol.

 

[M Two One]

<div class="quote_poster">NTC187 Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Who doesnt?

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I bet when I-Miss-MJ looks at her the song "Mr. Plow" comes to mind.

 

[umair]

<div class="quote_poster">Smitty Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Call me crazy..but I think I'm one of the few people who doesn't find her to be all that hot.</div>

I am with you on that one.

 

[Bahir]

<div class="quote_poster">Voodoo Child Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">This reminds me of that episode of Seinfeld where Kramer tries out to be a ballboy and competes with all of those teenage kids for the spot. That would have been hilarious to see LeBron do that.

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That's exactly what I thought! I love that episode

 

[NTC]

<div class="quote_poster">Smitty Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Call me crazy..but I think I'm one of the few people who doesn't find her to be all that hot.</div>

Actually I agree with you, I dont find her that attractive either, but that wouldnt stop me from going her (It's Maria Sharapova for christs sake).

 

[Shard]

She's decent. I'd have sex with a good 90% of decent girls.

 

[Karma]

Nice body though.

 

[Chutney]

She's hotter when she's playing tennis than when she isn't.

 

[Really Lost One]

<div class="quote_poster">Chutney Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">She's hotter when she's playing tennis than when she isn't.</div>

I was about to say the same thing. Watch her when she's playing. She looks a lot better for some reason

 

[Karma]

Girls that play volleyball are usually sexy. There was this girl I knew before that played volleyball on the school team; she had perfect height, an amazing body, good looks and a nice personality too. Wow...

 

[Ming637]

<div class="quote_poster">Smitty Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Call me crazy..but I think I'm one of the few people who doesn't find her to be all that hot.</div>


You crazy.

 

[Nasty]

I wouldn't do her. And I'm not picky.

 

[igotask8board]

<div class="quote_poster">Karma Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">

Nice body though.</div>

Before seeing that pic, I was going to say what the hell is a Maria Shaparova, but now it would seem kind of gay, without at least saying DAYYYYYUM!

Well I don't watch tennis on a normal basis, but whenever I see 2 females playing as I skim through the sports chanels, I just stop and watch them play, waiting until I can see a close up on one of their faces.

Once I get a close up on there faces, and find out they're ugly (well butterfaces), I still would consider doing them. Something about women running up and down a court in spandex, screaming (almost moaning) just gets me going...probably too much info.

 

[Shard]

<div class="quote_poster">Nasty Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">I wouldn't do her. And I'm not picky.</div>

You lie.

She's not as hot as the media portrays her but she's definitely sexable. If you wouldn't do her then you are picky, if you weren't picky then i'd hope that would mean you'd stoop lower than Maria Sharapova. My cutoff is like, really overweight or really ****** up looking. I'd smash a somewhat overweight girl that has a decent face and probably has big titties since shes chubby or a bleh girl that i can bash with the lights off... but theres a point where keeping your eyes close doesn't make you forget about that face so there's no point.